'A MARRIED WOMAN'S POEM'

‘A MARRIED WOMAN’S POEM’
He Didnt Lyk D Curry & He Didnt Lyk My Cake
He Said My Biscuits Wer 2 Hard
Not Lyk His Mother Used 2 Make
I Didnt Prepare D Coffee Right
He Didnt Like D Stew
I Didnt Mend His Socks
D Way His Mother Used To
I Pondered 4 An Answer
I Was Lookin 4 A Clue
Isnt Dere Anythng I Cud Do 2 Match His Mothers Shoe?
Then I Smiled As I Saw Light
1 Thing I Cud Definitely Do!
I Turned Around & Slapped Him Tight
Just Like His Mother Used 2.. =P =D

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