A mom beat her kid for days.

A mom beat her kid for days.
A week later the boy asks if he can go to a friend’s house and she says, “Sure but if you get stolen I ain’t lookin’ for you.”
So later the police pull up, they have the boy and a kidnapper and tell his mother, ”
He gave himself up to the kidnapper.” And the mother asks why, the boy says, “Because you said if I get stolen you won’t come looking for me.”

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