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“Please kill me first.

Two prisoners were waiting to be executed. “Any last requests?” asked the jailer.

“Yes”, replied one of the prisoners. “I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham”

And the second prisoner said, “Please kill me first.”

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“AQAL HO NA HO”

Yash Johar is producing a new film
& is searching 4 new talent.
I’ve suggested ur name.
Pls go & meet him.
The movie’s name is “AQAL HO NA HO”

Ek naya boyfrnd aur kya

Me:- Tumhara koi boyfrnd nhi h?.
.
She:- Nahi hai
.
Me:- jhooth !!!
.
She:- jhooth bolke kya milega?.
..
Me:- Ek naya boyfrnd aur kya 😛

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Hamara Mouse apke paas he

‘Software Enginers Film banayenge to naam kya hoga

1) Munna Bhai c++

2) kabhi CD kabhi floppy

3) Hamara Mouse apke paas he

4) Software Mil Gya:-P

ball Splits in 4 pieces…

‘RAJNIKANT in Lagaan 2…
Climax scene –
1 ball 24 runs needed.
Bowler bowls, Rajni hits.
ball Splits in 4 pieces…
All pieces go for 6’s…
India wins…!!
Rajni Rocks… England shocks

Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,

What is the MORAL of these Movies?
Ashiqui 2
JANNAT
DEVDAs
MURDER
FANA
Awarapan
&
TITANIC
Think!
.
.Bachi k chkar me jo Pra,
wo KUTTAY ki moat mara… :p

‘Ex’ At Midnight And Singing

Calling Your ‘Ex’ At Midnight And Singing…
.
.
.
You Can Call Me Ex,
You Can Call Me Ex,
Mr Ex 😛

wife is not a BIG STAR like him

Why Akshay Kumar’s wife is not a BIG
STAR like him….??
Because”TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE
STAR…!”

RIN deta hai chokne wali safedi

“ZARIN” aur “KATRINA” dono hi ek jaisi aur gori hai kyun….?
.
.
Kyun ki dono k naam me “RIN” aata hai.
Aur RIN deta hai chokne wali safedi… 😛

Ab main kuch bolu?

SALMAN :- main jab shirt utaarta hu to ghar k bahar 100 log jama ho jate hai..
.
John :- 1000 log..
.
Hrithik :- 5000 log..
.
.
sunny Leone :- Ab main kuch bolu?