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waiter, bring separate bills

Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

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Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte

Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte :(
Boy: Bol Too Aise Rahi Ho Jaise Mere
Parents Ne Mujhe National
Permit Diya Hua Hai 😛

Ladko ki problem ye hai ki

Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai.
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Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai 😛

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BOYS Double Rock !!

During Breakup –
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock!
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo’s and said :
I forgot ur face Darling So please select your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining.
BOYS Double Rock !!

wahi jo tere pass nahi hai.

She: oye!! Kya chaal raha hai..
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He: wahi jo tere pass nahi hai..
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She: what???
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He: dimaag!!
Lol

tum 7th ho

Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha..:P

Shortest love story.

Shortest love story.
Boy.. Hey dear!
Girl.. G bhai sahab

what’s your email address…?

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@gmail.com 😀

Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

Kamaal Hai Phr Bhi CHURAIL Lag Rahi Ho

Ladka & Ladki Standing On The
Bus Stop
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Ladka To Ladki: Nice Lipstick
Ladki: Thankx

Ladka: Nice Top And Jeanx
Ladki: Thnx

Ladka: Nice Earing
Ladki: Thnx

Ladka: Nice Neckless
Ladki: Thnk U So Much BHAIYA





Ladka: Kamaal Hai Phr Bhi
CHURAIL Lag Rahi Ho