A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.
So he askd
Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?
Boy which year
Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR
High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl:
Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi
hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai
Girl : Would You Like To
Be The Sun Of My Life ?
boy : Awwww … Yes !
girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6
Miles Away From Me…
Tragedies of Girl’s Life:
Good looking boys are not good boys
Good boys are not good looking
Good looking and good boys are married .
Good single boys with good looking are not rich.
Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl friends !!!
Ek ladki match dekhne gayi,
lips par india ke tirange ka rang laga tha,
ek ladka aaya kiss kar gaya or bola
I LOVE MY INDIA
Tum larkiyaan itni khabsorat
kyn hoti hooo .
Kyn k ALLAH ney hum ko apney
hatoon sey banaya hai
Bol tu aise rahi ho jesey
Hum net sey download howe hain
Boy to a girl: Why Don’t you have a boyfriend?
Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don’t you have a girlfriend ?
Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet ……!
just waiting for you!
Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think??
Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole
paper but only done objectives
Girl: Main tere liye sab kuch chhod dungi.
Girl: Muh sambhal ke baat kar !!
A quote from a Girl:
Boys are very much like buses,
you wait for 1 for ages and then
suddenly 3 come at the same time!!