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Anni Di A Machheer Kadd.

Boy: Jaan Meri Ankhoun Mein To Dekho Keya Hai?
Girl: Sacha Peyaar
Boy:O Anni Di A
Machheer Kadd.
,, (.”)<((> _/?_ Waddi Aie Sacha Peyar.

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le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

Boy : Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of
humour hai, tumhaare pass kya hai. . . .??
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She : I am hot
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Boy : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

She : I am hot

Boy : Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of
humour hai, tumhaare pass kya hai. . . .??
..
She : I am hot
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Boy : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

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Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai

Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
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“1. No.
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2. Yes.
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3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
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.4. I m engaged.
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5. I love someone else…..
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.Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab.
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1. Haa.
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2. Yes.
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3. Ok.
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4. Alright.
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5. Me 2..
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Moral:” Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai… 😛

Awww jaan thankss

He: Janu you are Cute
She: Thanks jaan
He: Janu you are Princess
She: Awww jaan thankss… Kya kar rahe ho??
He: Mazak 😛

waiter, bring separate bills

Boy and girl in restaurant
Boy: I love you
Girl: I don’t love you
Boy: Think again?
Girl: No no and no
Boy: waiter, bring separate bills.
Girl: ok ok….I love you too

Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte

Boy: Friendship Karogi?
Girl: Mere Parents Allow Nahi Karte :(
Boy: Bol Too Aise Rahi Ho Jaise Mere
Parents Ne Mujhe National
Permit Diya Hua Hai 😛

Ladko ki problem ye hai ki

Ladkiyo ki problem ye hai ki unhe lagta hai saare ladke unhe pasand karte hai.
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Ladko ki problem ye hai ki unhe saari ladkiya pasand aati hai 😛

BOYS Double Rock !!

During Breakup –
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GIRL : I got new BOYfriend, he is Smarter,
Intelligent and Cuter than you.
So give me my photo Back
GIRLS Rock!
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BOY: sent 31 GIRLfriends Photo’s and said :
I forgot ur face Darling So please select your
Photo Yourself and Send back the
Remaining.
BOYS Double Rock !!

wahi jo tere pass nahi hai.

She: oye!! Kya chaal raha hai..
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He: wahi jo tere pass nahi hai..
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She: what???
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He: dimaag!!
Lol