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Great people Great thoughts.

Boy: Boys are intelligent than girls!
Girl: Any proof ?
Boy: You always say intelliGENTS
but you never say intelliLADIES!
Great people Great thoughts.

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You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.

Girl: Touch your Heart,
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You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
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Boy: Touch your Head,
You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin… Tin… Tin

The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world

Girl: Are you free..?? Lets hang out tonight..

Boy: I can’t.. I m hanging out with someone else..

Girl: Who..??

Boy: The most beautiful, special, amazing girl in the world?

Girl: Oh…Gud bye !!!

(5 minutes later the doorbell rings)
Girl: Why are u here?

Boy: I already told you, i was coming over.. 🙂 🙂

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but tell me more about Raoul

Boy: I am not rich like Raoul, I don’t even have a big car like Raoul. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raoul..

Khushi Se Marr Jaon Ga

Boy: I Love You.

Girl: Agar Main Tumse I Love You Kahon Tou Tum Kya Karo Gey?

Boy: Khushi Se Marr Jaon Ga.

Girl: Ja Pagle Nahi Kehti, Jii Ley Apni Zindagi.

your name is not GOOGLE!

boy to girl: are you sure your name is not GOOGLE!
girl answered: No, of course not, WHY ?!!
boy: because you have everything that I am searching for

“Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
Bataungi,
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. Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…
Hahahahahahahahaha

I cant live without you Will you marry me?

Boy texts his GF: Jaan,

I cant live without you Will you marry me?

*KILLING Reply*

girl:- Kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts

Boy: Tumhara naam kiya hay?

Boy: Tumhara naam kiya hay?

Girl: Mina, aur tumhara?

Boy: kamina

Girl: jhoot mat bolo

Boy: Tum 5mints pass Beth k dakh lo Tum isi Naam se bulaogi.

Boyfriend: Chal jo hona tha o gaya,

Girlfriend: Mujhe bhul jao mere engagement

ho gayi hain london ke ek ladke ke saath

Boyfriend: Chal jo hona tha o gaya,

Aik iPhone bhej dena wahan se 😛

suna hain wahan sasta milta hain 😉