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“Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo Tujhse Pyaar Karega

Boy:- Jaanu Humare Pyaar Ke Bare Me
Kisi Ko
Mat Batana…
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Girl:- Tumhari Bahen Ko To Zaroor
Bataungi,
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. Kameeni Kehti Thi Koi “Kutta” Hi Hoga Jo
Tujhse
Pyaar Karega…
Hahahahahahahahaha

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I cant live without you Will you marry me?

Boy texts his GF: Jaan,

I cant live without you Will you marry me?

*KILLING Reply*

girl:- Kon mar raha hai ab? I lost all my contacts

Boy: Tumhara naam kiya hay?

Boy: Tumhara naam kiya hay?

Girl: Mina, aur tumhara?

Boy: kamina

Girl: jhoot mat bolo

Boy: Tum 5mints pass Beth k dakh lo Tum isi Naam se bulaogi.

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Boyfriend: Chal jo hona tha o gaya,

Girlfriend: Mujhe bhul jao mere engagement

ho gayi hain london ke ek ladke ke saath

Boyfriend: Chal jo hona tha o gaya,

Aik iPhone bhej dena wahan se 😛

suna hain wahan sasta milta hain 😉

I love your nature

He: You look so beautiful . .
She: Accha matlab bus chehra hi accha hai mera? . .
He: I love your nature . .
She: Haan Haan..
shakal me toh keede lage hain mere

Who dies 4 u everyday??

Boy askd girl: y do u love a rose,
Which dies in a day. But
Don’t love me,
Who dies 4 u everyday??

Girl replied:
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Oye hoye…
What a dialogue!! :d

Anni Di A Machheer Kadd.

Boy: Jaan Meri Ankhoun Mein To Dekho Keya Hai?
Girl: Sacha Peyaar
Boy:O Anni Di A
Machheer Kadd.
,, (.”)<((> _/?_ Waddi Aie Sacha Peyar.

le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

Boy : Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of
humour hai, tumhaare pass kya hai. . . .??
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She : I am hot
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Boy : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

She : I am hot

Boy : Mere pass intelligence hai, sense of
humour hai, tumhaare pass kya hai. . . .??
..
She : I am hot
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Boy : le toh phir yeh cigarette hi jala de is gareeb ki

Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai

Ladka propose mare toh ladki k 5 jawab ho sakte hai:
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“1. No.
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2. Yes.
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3. Main apko sirf dost smajhti hu
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.4. I m engaged.
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5. I love someone else…..
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.Ladki kisi ladke ko propose kare to ladke k 5 jawab.
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1. Haa.
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2. Yes.
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3. Ok.
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4. Alright.
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5. Me 2..
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Moral:” Ladko ka dil, dil nahi dariya hota hai… 😛