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wahi jo tere pass nahi hai.

She: oye!! Kya chaal raha hai..
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He: wahi jo tere pass nahi hai..
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She: what???
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He: dimaag!!
Lol

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tum 7th ho

Boy :- I love you ..
Girl :- kitni ladkiyon KO bol chuke ho???
Boy :- tum 7th ho
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Girl :- Awwww tum kitna sach bolte ho, love you
too
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MORAL :- Moral voral kuchh nahi , ladka Audi me
tha..:P

Shortest love story.

Shortest love story.
Boy.. Hey dear!
Girl.. G bhai sahab

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what’s your email address…?

Boy: what’s your age..?
Girl: we don’t reveal our age to boys…!!
Boy: what’s your email address…?
Girl: pooja1988@gmail.com :D

Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

When a Guy does Something Wrong…
Girl : You broke my Favorite Lamp !!!
Boy : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Girl : I can’t believe you did this.
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!
When a Girl does Something Wrong…
Boy : You Lost My Dog??!!!
Girl : It was an Accident… I didn’t mean to..!!
Boy : I can’t believe you did this.
Girl : I already feel bad about it..!! Stop making me feel Worse..!!
Boy : I’m Sorry.. !!

Kamaal Hai Phr Bhi CHURAIL Lag Rahi Ho

Ladka & Ladki Standing On The
Bus Stop
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Ladka To Ladki: Nice Lipstick
Ladki: Thankx

Ladka: Nice Top And Jeanx
Ladki: Thnx

Ladka: Nice Earing
Ladki: Thnx

Ladka: Nice Neckless
Ladki: Thnk U So Much BHAIYA





Ladka: Kamaal Hai Phr Bhi
CHURAIL Lag Rahi Ho

Tum “Whatsaap” Use Karti ho??

Boys ka Girls se Number Mangne ka naya
tareeka
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Tum “Whatsaap” Use Karti ho??

dear what’s ur birth date?

A boy wantd 2 know the age of his girl friend.

So he askd

Boy: dear what’s ur birth date?

Girl:4th November

Boy which year

Girl:O JAN EVERY YEAR

High clas insult:-

High clas insult:- Boy 2 girl:
Apne baal to dekho jaise ghaas ugi hoi ho.
Girl: Main isi liye itni der se soch rahi
hon k mere paas gadha q khara hai

Girl : Would You Like To

Girl : Would You Like To
Be The Sun Of My Life ?
boy : Awwww … Yes !
girl : Then Stay 9,995,887.6
Miles Away From Me…