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boys lie and girls wear make up

Usually boys believe in what they see and
girls believe in what they hear,
that is why ….
boys lie and girls wear make up

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“Boys vs Girls”

Boys get mad easily, but usually do not show it.
Girls get sad easily and can cry like crazy! …
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Boys care about the quantity of love!.
Girls care about the quality of love …
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Boys can forget, but can not forgive.
Girls can forgive, but can not forget! …
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Boys can never reject a girl’s add friend request
But girls often reject it just to feel powerful!!
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Boys prefer the phrase “Boys vs Girls”
Girls INSIST on saying “Girls vs Boys” !!

A Boy Was Following A Girl,

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don’t Follow Me,Because My Mother Is Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don’t U Worry,My Father Is Following Her”

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Girl: ap mujhe lift dein gay

Girl:
ap mujhe lift dein gay to main apko apna cell no:
don gi
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Boy:
Jahan chaho wahan chhor don ga,
Numbr vmbr rehne do,
Bas 100 ka petrol dalwa dena baji:)
Uffff “Mehangai ne larkon ko bhi shareef bana diya hai “

Girl’s Heart Is Like Water,

Girl’s Heart Is Like Water,
Boy’s Heart Is Like Mobile
Either Water Falls On Mobile Or
Mobile Falls In Water,
There Should Be Problem For Mobile

PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai..:

Ek Larka-Larki Hotel Me Gaye…
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Waiter:- Kya Loge.. ??
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Larki:- Sabziyoo Waali Roti..:))
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Waiter:- What ??
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Larka:- Gaon Ki Hai,
PIZZA Maang Rahi Hai..:

True Story..

True Story..
Boy: Make A “C” With Your Right Hand. Girl: Ok. Makes A “C”.
Boy: Smiles And Makes C With His Left Hand, Placing It Near Hers.
Girl: A Heart? Boy: No. My Stomach. And Its Empty, Make Me A Sandwich

Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus

Boy: I Hate To See A Girl Standing In A Bus
When I Am Comfortably Seated.
Girl: So What Do You Do?
Boy: I Close My Eyes And Sleep

why r boys so careless & irresponsible?

why r boys so careless & irresponsible?
b’coz
they know that somewhere a sweet & innocent girl is learning 2 be responsible 4 them anyway …

girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?

girl: Who is more beautiful Me or Moon?
boy: I Don’t really Know but I know
when I see you I totally forget the Moon
and when I see the Moon I remember You