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Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?

Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..?
Girl: I wish you were on T.V.
Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good?
Girl: Ummm… Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off )

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Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life

Boy: You Are Sunshine Of My Life. Without You
Life Is Cloudy. You Are In My Heart Like Rainy
Water For Barren Land. Girl: Darling! Is It
Proposal Or Weather Report?

Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:

Gf ne Bf ko letter likha:
“Meri life me naya…
ladka aa gaya hai,
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Tumse achha..
Mai usi se shadi karungi,
Meri photo wapas bhejwa do”
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BF ne apne sare friendz ki GF’s
ki 50 photo jama ki aur beech me
uski photo rakh ke letter likha:
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“Lo in me se apni photo nikaal lo,
mujhe tumhari shakal yaad nahi hai..:p :O :/

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Boy: Call me sweetu.

Boy: Call me sweetu.
Girl: Sweetu.
Boy: Call me sweetheart.
Girl: Sweetheart.
Boy: Call me honey.
Girl : Honey.
Boy: Abay Jaahil Call kar na.
Girl: Oh ok ok

1. HARD DISK Girls:

1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you
turn her off.
3. SCREENSAVER Girls:
just for looking.
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access.
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed.
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful.
7. VIRUS:These type of girls are
normally called ‘WIFE’
once enters in your system don’t leave
even after format.

Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Girl:
Wat do u like in me ?
Boy:
Those two white big balls having black dots on it..
Girl: Whatt?
Boy:Yes i like ur eyes.

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega

Is se ziyada talent or kaha milega
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faraz
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Pakistan me larke bike chalate howe b msg type kr late hain
(‘,’)/
<)) Oh bhai _//samne dEkh Le nhi to msg k 7 khud b sent hojaiga

Funny but true

Funny but true
Boy makes mistake
girl shouts at him
boy says ”sorry” .
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Girl makes mistake
boy shouts at her
Girl starts crying boy says ”sorry” :/

“Low battery”

Girl: mera mobile mummy k pas rehta hai, But u can call any time.

Boy: kahi fas gayi to.

Girl: don’t worry maine tumhara number, “Low battery” name se save kiya.Tum jab bhi call krte ho. Maa phone ko charge me laga kar chali jati hai.

Boy – Movie dekhne challe ?

Boy – Movie dekhne challe ?

Girl – Nahi, Waha tum mujhe touch karoge

Boy – No !

Girl – Mera haath pakdoge

Boy – No

Girl – Mujhe KISS karoge

Boy – No

Girl – To apni behan ko le ja.