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Boy to his friend:

Boy to his friend:
yar me apni girlfriend ko kya birthday gift don.
Friend: kesi dikhti he,
Boy: beautiful
Friend: esa karo mera number de do…..!!

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Lovers sitting in a park,

Lovers sitting in a park,
boy tries to kiss the girl..
Girl says No dear not all this before marriage..
Boy: Don’t worry darling “I am already married”

Teacher:children exams r coming soon

Teacher:children exams r coming soon so if u
have any doubt u can ask me..!

Sardar:
In which printing press d question paper is
printed ?

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1 no.ka “Kutta”

Boy: tu dharti pe chahe jaha v rahegi tujhe tere khusbu se pehchan lunga

Girl: kasam se mere ko pehle se hi malum tha sala tu 1 no.ka “Kutta” hai