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CID dekho, Abhijeet ko lagi hai goli!!

Fifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli….

wah wah

Fifa WC me aapne kis pe lagai boli….

Wo sab chodo, CID dekho, Abhijeet ko lagi hai goli!!

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MY GOD Abhijit! Ek aur laash!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,
aur khula khula akaash.!

Ye haseen vaadiyan,

Aur khula khula akaash…

MY GOD Abhijit!

Ek aur laash!

Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga

mummy say to baby- beta so ja nahi to gabbar aa jayega…
Acp say to daya- daya gadi jaldi bhaga nahi to khuni bhag jayega…

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mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega”

Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Wah Wah..
Premika ki bewafaai ko premi kya janega,
Acp bole, “abhijit mujhe lagta hai ye aise nahi manega”

Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par soyi hai..

Waaah Waah….

Dopahar ka waqt hai, billi chat par syi hai….
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Daya Pata Lagao, khuni Inme se Koi Hai…

Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he

Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

wah wah

Raat ke pehlu me chand sittare chaye he*

Madam Darwaja kholiye hum CID sse aaye he

Rahul Mera Bhai Tha

Why I hate CID…
Example
LADY : Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
DAYA : Kya ? Rahul Tumhara Bhai Tha ?
LADY : Haan, Rahul Mera Bhai Tha
ABHIJEET : Rahul Sach me Tumhara Bhai
Tha ??
LADY : Ha Sir…Wo Mera Bhai Tha
ACP : My God, Iska Matlab, Tum Rahul Ki
Behen Ho!

ACP:Iska matlab Samjhe,Daya?

Daya:Sir,Pata Chala hai ki Aapke biwi Panwale se pyaar karti hai.
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ACP:Iska matlab Samjhe,Daya?
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Daya:Kya Sir?
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ACP:Ab Se Mujhe Free me Paan Khane ko milega 😀