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Sir, I have a doubt…

3 best jokes of college life :
1. Don’t disturb me, I want to study….
2. No class, lets go to library
and the biggest one……..
3. Sir, I have a doubt…:P

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Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE-
C-Come,
O-On,
L-Lets,
L-Love,
E-Each,
G-Girl,
E-Equally……
Thats why boys go to college regularly..

“COLLEGE LIFE ROCKS”

We came wit d
fear of not knowing anybody…

But

We ll go wit tears after knwing evrybody…

& dat’s called”COLLEGE LIFE”.

“COLLEGE LIFE ROCKS”

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Professor said if any boy goes to girls hostel

Professor said
if any boy goes to girls hostel
rs:100 for first time
rs:200 for 2ndtime &
rs:500for third time

one boy asked”how much for monthly pass???”

College days are a person’s finest days,

College days are a person’s finest days,
Lived in joy,
Spent in carefree ways,
Remembered with a heavy heart!

Lots of smiles,

Lots of smiles,
Smiles with no worries,
Gala time spent together,
Time spent with no limit,
Lifelong friendship,
This is called college friendship,

Midnight coffee,

Midnight coffee,
Long chat,
Birthday bumps,
Bunking classes,
Crush on pal,
Fight marks,
Tears 4 love,
Just every thing,
People call it college.
We call it life…

College is 4 Knowledge,

College is 4 Knowledge,
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Knowledge is 4 Life,
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Life is 4 Wife,
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but
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Wife is a knife which cuts ur Life,
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So never choose ur Wife in a College Life.

*School vs College*

*School vs College*
*School= Pencil,Rubber,
Sharpner,Scale
*College= Ek Balpen Wo
Bhi Friend Sy Cheena Hua

*School= Class Mein Enter
Hony Sy Pehly Maam May I
Come…
*College= Bina Btae He
Mobile Kan Sy Laga K
Class Sy Bahir
*School= Bag Mein Her
Subject Ki Book & Copy..
*College= Yar Aik Paper
To Phar k Dae
*School= Class Test Mein
Star..
*College= Full Moon Hi
Naseeb Hota Hai Yar..
*School= Dost Mujhe Wo
Wali Class Felow Achi
Lagti Hai, 2nd Ok..
*College= Jigr Bachi
Check Kr, 2sra Oye Sharam
Kr Bhabi Hai Teri.
Wonderful School Days &
Lovely College Life..!

College life ASSIGNMENT copy karte time

College life
ASSIGNMENT copy karte time
” Oye!! Ye kya likha hai ?? ”
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” Jo word samajh aa raha haiwo likh,
jo nai aaraha uska aisa hi design bana de’!!