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after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

Teacher: Tell me the name of any Microsoft Product?
Bunty: MS Excel
Lucky: MS Word
Bittu: MS Powerpoint
Pappu after thinking a lot, “MS Dhoni”!

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I will finish it with the six

*1 fere k baad*
Dhoni: kitne fere baki h?
Raina: 6
Dhoni: La baki fere mujhe lene de. I will finish it with the six. colonthree emoticon
*shakshi throws chappal* 😛

“We won because we play Cricket.”

Ban:
“We lost because…Umpires!”
Pak:
“We lost because…Misbah!”
Ind:
“We lost because…Anushka!”
Aus:
“We won because we play Cricket.”

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All out to aap roz hi hote ho

Wife- Bohot Machhar kaat rahe hain.
Misba Ul Haq- Goodnight ya All Out?
Wife- Goodnight laga do. All out to aap roz hi hote ho

Magar Yorker kahan h

Wife- aaj dinner mein sab aapka favourite hai,
biryani,mutton,rumali roti,chick….
Shoaib Akhtar- Magar Yorker kahan h , Kahan h yorker 😛

“Pk” Is releasing that day.

India lost test metch
Becuse
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“Pk”
Is releasing that day.
Sub ne milkar plan banaaya tha anushka
Bhabhi ki film jarur dekhege 😛 :d

Anuskha Ke Chakkar Me Barbad Ho Gya Virat Kohli

Arz kiya hai….
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Koyal Boli , Duniya Doli…
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Arz Kiya Hai..
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Koyal Boli , Duniya Doli.,
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Anuskha Ke Chakkar Me Barbad Ho Gya Virat
Kohli.

Cricket Funny SMS

What is the similarity between Sachin Tendulkar & the Admin of this Page…
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Ans…..:
Maria Sharapova does not know either of them …..

SACHIN IS OUT,

Everyone is gonna miss these word from their Parents :
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“SACHIN IS OUT, NOW GO & STUDY….!!”

Joke of 2013…

Joke of 2013…
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‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
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*Misbah-ul-Haq*.