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Your pulse is as regular as clockwork

Doctor: You seem to be in excellent health.
Your pulse is as regular as clockwork.
Patient: That’s because you’ve got your hand on my watch!

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10 rupee ka fayda nazar aye ga.

doctor ne marez se kaha.
main ek mahn se 50 rope ki rozana dawa kha raha hun
lekin muje koi fayda nazar nahi aa raha,

doctor …..acha to main ap ko kal se 40 rope ki
dawai dun ga.
jis se ap ko roz ka 10 rope ka fayda nazar aye ga.

main aur tum agar hmm ho jate”

Pateint:”Doctor saab mere dil me dard ho raha.”
Dr:”Hmm. Ab tum bhi ‘Hmm’ kaho”
Patient:”Hmm?”
Dr:”Dard dilo ke kam hojate, main aur tum agar hmm ho jate”

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la la lakh di lanat

Doctor : Ap har waqt haklati hain kaya?
.
Lady : nae srf bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo bo boltay waqt …..
.
Doctor : la la la la la la la la lakh di lanat 😛

These Are Really Serious Symptoms

Patient:Doctor I Have Big Problem,I Can’t See After I Close My Eyes.
I Don’t Feel Hungry After Having Food.
I Can’t Sleep Until I Awake.
Doctor:Ohh… These Are Really Serious Symptoms.Go And Take Sun Bath Every Night….everything Will Be Fine.

“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

Ek admi Dr. Se-
Aap Parchi Me Aisa Kya Likhte Ho
jo Sirf Medical Store Wale Ko Hi Samajh Me aata hai

Dr.: main likhta hu….
“Maine Loot Liya Hai Tu Bhi Loot Le..”

MBBS final Exam Question paper.

MBBS final Exam Question paper.
Fill in d blanks…
If a girl faints,we must first touch her PU _ S _.
Only one student was there who PULSE

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?

Doctor: Kaise Aana Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab, Tabiyat Theek Nahi hai, Liver mein Pain ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete ho??
Santa: Haan, Par Chhota Peg hi Banana.

1 bacha paida hote hi

1 bacha paida hote hi
nurse se bola: mobile he kya?

Nurse: karega kya

Bacha: kuch nahi god ko call karna he. ki mai pohoch gaya…

Get married..!!

A man to doctor:
Is there any medicine for long life..?
Doctor: Get married..!!
Man: Will it help ?
Doctor: No, but it will avoid such thoughts!!