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doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey
din hi Unka Bachaa hua

khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !

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Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.

A Cute Nurse came 4 the interview.
Doctor: What salary do U expect?
Nurse: Rs.10,000.
Doctor was overjoyed & said: My Pleasure.
Nurse: With Pleasure its 25,000.

teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke

Ek Urdu ke teacher ki khuli zip dekh kar
class ki ladkiyan hansene lagein ?

Teacher ko gussa aya

teacher ne ladkiyon se kaha ke
hehehe karna bandh karo warna nikaal kar khara kardonga

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ajj saturday night hai yaad hai na??

Wife: Eik glass pani dedo
Husband: khud uth k pee lo
Wife: De Do na please..
Husband: aub manga tu thapar
maron ga..
Wife: ajj saturday night hai
yaad hai na??
Husband: Janu mathkay say laaun ya
cooler say??
Kehti ho tu 7up lay atta hun market say..:P

Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park,

Height Of Embarrasment

Man Sitting Wid his Wife in Park, Another Lady Comes 2his Wife and Says,
Paise Pehley Lai Lena, Ye Aadmi Baad Mai Bohat Lafra Karta Hai

kamino dono alag alag news hai

Sania Mirza back in India
Milk prices down by Rs 2/- ????

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Hasso matt kamino dono alag alag news hai..!!

Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne

Meri taref se apko 1 “PuPPI”

Aapki saheli ko 1 “PAPPI”

Saheli ki saheli ko 1 “PuPPI”

Batau bhala kiun?

Aaj hi mere “DOggy” ne

10 “PuPPI” ko janam de hai!

A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

What’s An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy’s Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?
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A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE

Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

Boy: Kesa Feel Kar Rahi Ho?
Girl: Kal Raat To Had Hogai.
Uff, 2 Ghantay, Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Gai.
Saray Kapray Geely Ho Gaye Thy.
Pehle To Ek Ghanta Karte They.
Magar Kal To 2 Ghantay Tak Saans He Nahi Aai.
1 Ghanta B Bohat Tha.
Ye 2 Ghanta Ki
Load Shedding To Jaan He Nikaal Deti Hai.

Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,

Girl: Bas Kro, Kisine Dekh Liya To,
Boy: Kuch Nahi Hoga Tum Bas
Sidhi Raho, Aur Pura Dikhao,
Thoda Aur Karne Do,
Agar Nahi Dikhaya to Mein,
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Fail Ho Jauga..