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Aao Chalo Phir Taash khelte hain

Engineer to rikshawala : Are o
bhai khali
ho kya??????
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. Rikshawala: Haan bilkul khali
hoon
sahab….
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Engineer : Aao Chalo Phir
Taash khelte hain…. 😀

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I lost it While fighting

Height of flirting of ENGINEERS
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Teachr: Where is ur Asignmnt
book??
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Stdnt:Mam, I lost it While fighting
wid
stdnts who said dat u r not d most
beautiful
teachr in dis college 😀

Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3

Father: Beta..!
Tu ne Engineering Ke 4 Saalo Mein
Sab Se Mushkil Kaam Kon Sa Seekha..?
Son: Bus Ki Chatt Pe baith K..
Tezz Hawaon Mein 1 Teeli Se 3 Cigarette Jalana..

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Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.

Plumber: Pipe Naya Laga Diya Hai Aur 1000 Rupay Bill Hogaya Hai.
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Man: Aray Itna To Main Engineer Ho K Bhi Nahi Kamata.
Plumber: Sahi Keh Rahy Ho. Main Bhi Nahi Kamata Tha Jab Engineer Tha.

What is Sensitivity?

During Engineering Viva..
Qn: What is Sensitivity?
Ans: Kuch Thanda ya Garam khane se daanto me Tez Jhanjhanahat ho to use Sensitivity kehte hai. 😀

Sir, jab main engineer tha

Plumber: Sir, Null theek ho gaya
labour charge 800 rupaiye..
Engineer: arey, 1 ghante ki itni fees to meri bhi nahi hai!
Plumber: Sir, jab main engineer tha to meri bhi nahin thi!

“Toh kya karega Engineering ke baad?”

Relative : “Last sem he na mechanical ka.??”
Boy : “Ha”
Relative : “job mila?”
Boy : “Na”
Relative : “Toh kya karega Engineering ke baad?”
Boy : “Kuch bi karuga bus Apki tarah dusro ke dimag ki Maa-behen nai karuga.. 😛

Engineer’s Girlfriend :

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..
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Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe
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Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi
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C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha…
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Engineer’s Girlfriend :
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” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat karna 😛

Smoking is injurious to health

A Software Engg was smoking
Girl: Didn’t u see the warning ?
Smoking is injurious to health.
Engineer: We bother only about errors & not warnings.

In ROMANCE and FINANCE man play

In ROMANCE and FINANCE man play
with Figure 😛 🙂
Haye haye Zalim
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Apna tu yahi style hai
paper ki tayari karne ka 😛 😀