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where did you get THIS mummy

PAPPU : Daddy, have you

ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do

you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did

you get THIS mummy??

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Funny sms in english latest

Y r u so opposite to me?

When i say tea,u say coffee!

I say white,u say black!

I went to dental hospital,u went to mental hospital!

I came back and u still there!

“No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car”
She text back, “Omg really?”
Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.”

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but tell me more about Raoul

Boy: I am not rich like Raoul, I don’t even have a big car like Raoul. But I really love you!
Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about Raoul..

Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

True Love is like a pillow.
U could HUG it when Ur in trouble.
U could CRY on it when Ur in pain.
U could EMBRACE it when Ur happy.
Want True Love?
Spend Rs.50 buy a Pillow.

LOVE is DANGEROUS

Dog & Mosquito were in
Love
..
mosquito kissed the dog
..
Dog
became emotional…gave Love bite to
mosquito
.
Mosquito died of Rabies & Dog died of
Dengue
.
MORAL:- LOVE is DANGEROUS 😛

but I never told them anything.

Q: What did the gangster’s son tell his dad
when he failed his examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours
but I never told them anything.”

it refers to mine or the Bank?

A client comes to a bank:
– My cheque was returned with a remark: “Insufficient funds”. I’d like to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank?

It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.

Unlike others your brain is a master piece,
It is divided in 2 parts – Left & Right.
In left nothing is Right & in right nothing is Left!

one pays the money and others enjoy.

What’s the similarity between Income Tax and a Caller Tune?
.
..

In both the cases, one pays the money and others enjoy.