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Please turn off the computer

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

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Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!

Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.
Someone: Bhai 750?
Facebook addict: Haan Bhai… Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!

Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai

MAA BAAP ko bete ke kitne kushi hote hai

Kitne duaon ke baad beta hota hai aur wo

nalaik facebook per ID buna ker larki bun

jata hai

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She doesn’t love me anymore

On Facebook
“Love? No! I would prefer food more. grin emoticon”
*In real life
“Why doesn’t she reply to my text?
She doesn’t love me anymore 😛

shaadi wali pic pe 500 likes mil jayenge

Kuchh ladkiya
to shaadi isliye bhi kar leti hai…
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ki shaadi wali pic pe 500 likes mil jayenge 😛

Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi

Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil
Krta Tha K
Dunia Hi Chhor Doon …..
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Lekin,
Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya
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Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi
Jata,
Duniya kya ghanta chhodega…..:P

The Most Important, U never keep Devdas post on F

Advantage Of Not having LOVER…
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1. Can Sleep Well..
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2. Can Save Time’n Money..
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3. No Missed Call At Mid night..
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4. No Worries about How I Look..
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5. No Need to Activate Cheaper Call Rate Scheme..
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6. No Need to Recharge Twice A Day..
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7. Can Talk to All Boys’n Girls..
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8. The Most Important, U never keep Devdas post on FB..
Proud to be Single!

Height of FACEBOOK Status :

Height of FACEBOOK Status :

“Suhaag Raat hai…Ghunghat uttha raha hoon mai !”- feeling excited

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“Bhai update karte rehna…
Hum online hai” 😀

SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya’? ?

Aaj Mere SchooL Me paRents – teaCHErS MeatinG thI
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AAj Papa ke Jawab se Dil Khush ho Gya
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TeaCher – Apka Beta Padhta Nai hai , Ghar pe Mehnat
Karwao
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Dad- Ghar Pe PadheGa to Fb KoN kareGa? ?
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DusRi BAat agar Ye Ghar M Padhta To Ham isko School Kyu
Bhejte , Ghar m Na Padhate ? ?
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TeEsRi BAat Agar Ghar M padhega
to SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya’? ?

Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .

Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka
Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga…. Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai ‘Bhootni’ Kahi Ki…. 😛