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Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi

Mujhe Meri GF Ne Hurt Kiya Toh Dil
Krta Tha K
Dunia Hi Chhor Doon …..
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Lekin,
Phir Mane Dil Ko Samjhaya
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Yaar tere se Facebook to Chhoda Nhi
Jata,
Duniya kya ghanta chhodega…..:P

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Height of FACEBOOK Status :

“Suhaag Raat hai…Ghunghat uttha raha hoon mai !”- feeling excited

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“Bhai update karte rehna…
Hum online hai” :D

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SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya’? ?

Aaj Mere SchooL Me paRents – teaCHErS MeatinG thI
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AAj Papa ke Jawab se Dil Khush ho Gya
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TeaCher – Apka Beta Padhta Nai hai , Ghar pe Mehnat
Karwao
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Dad- Ghar Pe PadheGa to Fb KoN kareGa? ?
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DusRi BAat agar Ye Ghar M Padhta To Ham isko School Kyu
Bhejte , Ghar m Na Padhate ? ?
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TeEsRi BAat Agar Ghar M padhega
to SchoOL M FB ALLOW hai Kya’? ?

Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .

Ladki Pic Upload Karke Likhti Hai : Hii Friendzz Kesi Lag Rahi Hoon..? .
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Boy : Tere Baap Ne 15-20 Hazaar Ka Mobile Leke Diya Hai To Ghar Me 500 Rs. Ka
Sheesha Bhi Lagaya Hoga…. Uss Mein Dekh Le, Humse Kya Poochhti Hai ‘Bhootni’ Kahi Ki…. :P

Us ladki par bhadosa mat karo…

Solid Baat.
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Ek bahut bade aadmi ne kaha hai ki…….
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Us ladki par bhadosa mat karo…
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Jiska facebook pa srif ek hi profile pic hai. ..:P :D

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Papa:”Beta Facebook Ke
Bahar Bhi Ek Duniya Hai..!!
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Beta:”Ohh Really Papa….??
Zara Link To Send Karna Uska..
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Khana Abhi Nai Bana

Faqir: Madam Bh0oka
Hun,Khuda K Naam pr Khana
Dy Do
Mam: Khana Abhi Nai Bana
Faqir: Facebook Pe BABA Pappu K Nam Se Hun,Jab Bann Jae tou ‪#‎WALL‬ Pe Post Kr Dena.. :P :D

Ek ladki add huwi thi wo bhi fake…..”

Status uploaded by a Heart
broken
boy ;-(
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dabbay mai dabba dabbay
main
cake…
Ek ladki add huwi thi wo bhi
fake…..”