Send Free SMS To Pakistan

U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza,

When I send SMS to you,
It doesn’t mean that u have to do the same…
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates… by courier.
DD n cheques r also accepted

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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai

Aankhon Me Sharafat,
Chaal Me Nazakat,
Dil Me Sachai,
Cheray Par Safai,

Isi Liye Tou .
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Har Larki Aap Ko Pyar Se Kehti Hai
“BHAI”

You are equal to sixty james bond!

How??

007 * 60 = 420

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esa kerne se solve nahi ho jai gi

zindagi aik peheli hai
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abey keypad dabana band ker duffer esa kerne se solve nahi ho jai gi

Park Me Thik Subah 9 Bje

Maine To Bustop Me Khadi Ldki Se
Sirf Time Pucha Tha..
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Ae Dosto..
Ki Kitne Baje..?
Wo To Sarma Ke Boli
Park Me Thik Subah 9 Bje.. 😛

doosrey din hi Unka Bachaa hua

Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua..
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khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na.

I stare at my phone till I fall asleep

Every night before I sleep I think about my achievements that day.
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Just kidding!
I stare at my phone till I fall asleep.:P

Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

Jab lion 3 bar dharta hai to kia hota hai ?
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Batao kia hota hay ?
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Nahin malum?
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Abay nalaiq Tom & Jerry Shuru hota hay..

Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka

Girl Friend: I want a
‘Blackberry’ or
‘Apple’
on upcoming Valentine’s Day!!
BF: Anar Ka Season Hai Anar Ka ..
2 Kilo Leta Aaunga..

Great lines ever

A Fantastic Sentence Written At Japanese Bus Stop…
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あなたがバスを待っている馬鹿です。。。人々は、日現在、車を持って ….
Great lines ever 😛 😀