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no matter who left you the money!

He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?

She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!

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Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?…….

Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi

pehle apni adatein theek karo..!okHaha

“Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti.”

Once a Pathan was Asked:
“Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?”
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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“Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti.”

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Then just think of me only once,

If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

Moral-U can believe a child

Baby”s Smile can make Even dead people alive,
Girl”s smile can make
Living people die
Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl

unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi

Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khush kyo ho
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Ab me unhe kese btau ki unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi 😛

How dare u call me as darling.?

Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?

And legends never talk

Great people talk about things…
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Small people talk about other people…
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And legends never talk –
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they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX

Your body spray is amaZing Baby

Lady doctor to kid :-
Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo …
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Kid – Ok ..!
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Lady doctor – What do u feel now ? .
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Kid –
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Your body spray is amaZing Baby 😀

Jis Ka Aap Msg Parh Rahy Hain

Aqwal e Zareen:
Behtareen Insaan Wo Ha,
Jis Ka Aap Msg Parh Rahy Hain
Thank U …
Sab Ko Batany Ki Zarorat Nahi.
Banda Nazron Main Ajata Ha