He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?…….
Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi
pehle apni adatein theek karo..!okHaha
Once a Pathan was Asked:
“Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?”
Khan Sahab Replied:
“Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti.”
If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.
Baby”s Smile can make Even dead people alive,
Girl”s smile can make
Living people die
Moral-U can believe a child
But never a girl
Aaj mummy subah se puchh rhi hai ki itne khush kyo ho
Ab me unhe kese btau ki unki bahu 12th pass ho gyi 😛
Girl sitting on a park bench.
Funny Begger: Hi Darling.
She angrily: How dare u call me as darling.?
Begger: Then what r u doing on my bed?
Great people talk about things…
Small people talk about other people…
And legends never talk –
they send MESSAGES!!! LOLX
Lady doctor to kid :-
Lambi sans lo or kuch mehsos karo …
Kid – Ok ..!
Lady doctor – What do u feel now ? .
Your body spray is amaZing Baby 😀
Aqwal e Zareen:
Behtareen Insaan Wo Ha,
Jis Ka Aap Msg Parh Rahy Hain
Thank U …
Sab Ko Batany Ki Zarorat Nahi.
Banda Nazron Main Ajata Ha