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thank God that, Cows do not fly

Positive-thinking poem:
Little bird in the sky
Droping shit into ur eye
U don’t worry u don’t cry,
U just thank God that,
Cows do not fly
Always b positive

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where did you get THIS mummy

PAPPU : Daddy, have you

ever been to Egypt?

FATHER : No. Why do

you ask that?

PAPPU: Well, where did

you get THIS mummy??

‘I am the boss, dont forget’

Boss hangs a poster in office
‘I am the boss, dont forget’

He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’

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Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

What Is The Difference b/w
GHAZAL & LECTURE..

?

Every Word Spoken By Others Wife Is.. GHAZAL

&

Every Word Spoken By Own Wife Is.. LECTURE

believe in Flirting

Love is an illusion

Its a highly dependency disorder

of weak hearted people

People with strong hearts

believe in Flirting

Please turn off the computer

Dad’s writes on son’s facebook wall:

Dear Son, how are you? All are fine here. We miss you a lot.

Please turn off the computer and come down for dinner.

“Yet to be seen”

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
.
.
.
.
“Yet to be seen”

“Law Of Answering In Examination”.

The Law Says
If you Can’t Convince Someone, Confuse Them!
Do you Know Which Law It Is?
This Is “Law Of Answering In Examination”.

every night I see u in my dreams

I have a confession to make
ever since I met u its been hard for me to 4get u
every night I see u in my dreams
and find myself shouting
GHOST GHOST !!!

She always slows down when

Santa: My wife is a very careful driver.
Banta: How do you know that?
Santa: She always slows down when passing a red light!