Boss hangs a poster in office
‘I am the boss, dont forget’
He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’
Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal Sakte
Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai
If King asks me ”what do u want?
”Million dollars or a true friend” !
I will choose,Million dollars”
Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gay..
BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.
GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.
BF: Kya pucha???
GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..
Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem
Tea is dangerous than whisky.
Please avoid drinking tea.
I discovered it yesterday.
Last night, I had 8 pegs of whisky at the pub while my wife was having tea at home.
You should have seen how violent and angry she was
when I went home and i was absolutely Cool…
Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta
How do I react when I see
someone extreeeemly smart?
I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.
3 Reasons 2 Give Exam
1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.
…2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.
3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..
She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
Being Single Is My attitude… =P