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‘I am the boss, dont forget’

Boss hangs a poster in office
‘I am the boss, dont forget’

He returns from lunch,
finds a slip on his desk,
‘ur wife called, she wants her poster back home..!!’

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Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai

Ab To Hum Zero Mettar Bike B Nhi Nikal Sakte

Faraz

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Mohaly Ki Bachian Kehti Hai Amir Liaquat K Programe Se Laya Hai

I will choose,Million dollars”

If King asks me ”what do u want?
”Million dollars or a true friend” !

I will choose,Million dollars”

Be practical Yaaar !
mil k uraein gay..

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Ladka kya kar ra hai!!

BF: Darling tere ghar me kaise maan gaye hamare shadi k liye.

GF: Kuch nah ek question ka answer diya or maan gaye.

BF: Kya pucha???

GF: Ladka kya kar ra hai!! mene bus bola pet k andr laath mar raha hai..

His Father has the Same Problem

Teacher: Your Son is intelligent But Spends a lot of Time Thinking About Girls
Mother: If You Find a Solution, Please Advise me, His Father has the Same Problem

i was absolutely Cool

Tea is dangerous than whisky.
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Please avoid drinking tea.
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I discovered it yesterday.
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Last night, I had 8 pegs of whisky at the pub while my wife was having tea at home.
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You should have seen how violent and angry she was
when I went home and i was absolutely Cool…

Phatan: Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya

Phatan khudkushi kr rha tha
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Dost:
Ye kya kr rhe ho?
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Phatan:
Mera BV larke k sath bhag gya
Me us larke k bena zinda
Nhi reh skta

I smile & smile & when I get tired,

How do I react when I see
someone extreeeemly smart?

I stare and stare and stare &
I smile & smile & when I get tired,
then I put the mirror down.

U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored

3 Reasons 2 Give Exam

1. U Can Spend 3 Hours In Self Meditation.

…2. U Can Complete Ur Sleep.

3. U Can See Ur Teachers Being Bored Who Usually Bore U

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude..

Waah Waaah

She Proposed Me But I Was Rude,
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Being Single Is My attitude… =P