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jab current bf se break-up hoga

Boy:” hey, i love u,
meri gf banogi.. ??
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Grl:” hmmmm! Apna number de do,
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jab current bf se break-up hoga
to miss call kar dungi…

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Ek naya boyfrnd aur kya

Me:- Tumhara koi boyfrnd nhi h?.
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She:- Nahi hai
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Me:- jhooth !!!
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She:- jhooth bolke kya milega?.
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Me:- Ek naya boyfrnd aur kya 😛

because your not just my girl

I hope that you finally understand, that I will love you untill the end, because your not just my girl, you are also my best friend!

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Emotional SMS for Girlfriend

Mery dil main ik dharkan teri hy,
Us dharkan ki qasam tu zindgi meri hy..

Meri ik saaans main ik saans teri hy,
Wo saans jo ruk jay to mout meri hy.

Girl Frind to bechari Masoom hoti hai.

Bhai ko bhai se juda kr deti hai “GF”
Ma ko baity se juda kr deti hai “GF”
Bv ko shohar se Lara deti hai “GF”
Insan ko dunya se juda kr deti hai “GF”
Ghar mai jhagra paida kr deti hai “GF”
“GF” say murad “Ghalat Fehmi” hai jo es waqt aap ko howi!
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Girl Frind to bechari Masoom hoti hai.

Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU

Girlfriend ko apni palko par bitha lo,

De ke khushi uske sare gum chura lo,

Pyar karo uski saheli ke samne itna ki

Uski saheli bhi aa ke kahe JANU
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muje bhi pata lo.. Muje bhi pata lo. 😛

bartan dho raha hu hotel mein

Frnd: Bhai kahan hai?
Me: Yaar GF ka b’day hai
Frnd: Toh?
Me: Yaar zarurat se zyada khaa liya moti ne bartan dho raha hu hotel mein. 🙁

A true GF is one who says,

A GF is not one who says,
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“Main teri kismat me nai, tum mujhe
bhul jao”
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A true GF is one who says,
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“Tu padhai pe dehaan de, placement ke
baad ghar se utha lena..

maa kehti hai me heera hun heera

GF: Kuch Gift do ?
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BF: Kya chahiye ?
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GF: diamond ( heera )
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BF: maa kehti hai me heera hun heera.. baby i m all urs! 😛

“I was searching for you, na?

Girlfriend : “Last night I had a dream of you.”
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Boyfriend (got excited): –
“Maine kya kiya tumhare sapne mein aa ke”
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Girlfriend replied : “We were traveling in bus,
Suddenly the bus lost control
and fell in the river.
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Everyone swam to save their life,
but you were still swimming and
searching for someone.”
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Boyfriend (with luv): “I was searching for you, na?
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Girlfriend said: NO, You were shouting –
“Arrey, conductor kidhar gaya, 2 rupaye lene the”