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when nobody touches u but u feel it

when sum1 touches u
&
u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)

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mai nirmal baba ke pass ja raha hu.

Patni(gusse mai) : Mai ghar chordkar ja rahi hu..
Pati : theek hai, mai nirmal baba ke pass ja raha hu..
Patni(muskurate hue) : Kyun??
Mujhe wapas paane ke liye prarthana karoge??
Pati : Nahi, batane ja raha hu ki kripa aane lagi hai..

Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5

Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge…

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Yaar aise thodi hota hai

Whatsapp Walo ne bhi hadd kar Rakhi hai

Ab kehte hai ,

Ye cigarette

4 group me bhejo ,

Dhuan admin Ke muh se niklega

Had ho gayee… Yaar aise thodi hota hai…

My name is Sunlight.

Teacher:”What is your name?”.
Student:”Mera naam Suraj Prakash hai.”
Teacher:”When I ask aquestion in english,answer it in english.”
Student:”My name is Sunlight.

Neend Kharab Na Kare

Modern Bhikhari.
Ek Bikhari So Raha Tha Usne
Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha Tha.
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“Kripya Katore Me Note Dale..
Chhutte Daal Ke
Neend Kharab Na Kare..

Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi hai

Tuhar sms jab awat hai
Hamar rom rom khil jawat hai
Badan ma gudgudi howat hai
Esma tumar sms ka kaunu kasur nahi hai
Sasura hamar virator on rahat hai…

aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

Student shayari:-

aasman me kali ghataa chai he,

aaj fir principal se mar khai he,

sab kahte he sudhar ja.

Par kya kare aaj medam fir vidhya baalan banke ayi he.

Dil todh kar chala gaya..

Ek dukhi girlfriend ne,

Apne boyfrnd ke liye Shayari likh

Phoolo ka raja, Baharo ka shahzada..

Phoolo ka raja baharo ka shahzada . .

Dil todh kar chala gaya..

KUTTA KAMINA HARAMZADA

Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko Parai Nahi Manunga

Aaj Mene
2 Kasam Khai Hai
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1) Parai Ladki
Pe Najar Nahi Dalunga
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2) Kisi Bhi Ladki Ko
Parai Nahi Manunga