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when nobody touches u but u feel it

when sum1 touches u
&
u don’t feel it,
its IGNORANCE.
When sum1 touches u
&
u feel it, its LOVE.
but when nobody touches
u but u feel it, then its KHUJLI;-)

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mai nirmal baba ke pass ja raha hu.

Patni(gusse mai) : Mai ghar chordkar ja rahi hu..
Pati : theek hai, mai nirmal baba ke pass ja raha hu..
Patni(muskurate hue) : Kyun??
Mujhe wapas paane ke liye prarthana karoge??
Pati : Nahi, batane ja raha hu ki kripa aane lagi hai..

Olx me daal kar post kar do i phone 5

Aap k Mob No. pe agar koi ladka
Faltu ki calls ya miss call kare to
unka mob no.. Olx me daal kar
post kar do i phone 5
Only 10000 rs.. Me
Kasam se jitne
Calls aapko nai kiya hoga
Usse jyaada use Aayenge…

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Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota

Taj Mahal ko dekh kar
bola shahjahan ka pota..

Aaj apna bhi bank balance hota
Agar dada aashiq na hota!

Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35)

Ek Hi Song Mein Poori Age Dekhiye…
Naino Mein Sapna (Age 5 To 15)
Sapno Mein Sajna (Age 15 To 25)
Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 25 To 35)
Kyon Sajna Pe Dil Aa Geya (Age 35 To 40)
Baaki Poori Age: Ta Thaiya Ta Thaiya Oooo…

Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage

Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage.

Mujhe toh boli ki Out of Town hu!

Dad : Kab sudhrega Nalayak!
Woh Verma Ji ki ladki ko dekh………
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Beta : Kaha hain? Kidhar?
Mujhe toh boli ki Out of Town hu!
Ghar aa gayi?

satta lagaya tha IPL match pe

Me- papa aaj maine ₹ 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se 😛

“i m a COMPLAN BOY

Cat: “How old are u ??
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Elephant: “5 yrs..
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Cat: “U luk big..
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Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
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Cat: “i m 20 yrs
Elephant:” But u luk small
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Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE…!!

Kabhi Break-up Nahi Hota

Aajkal Ki Ladkiyo Me Jitna Attitude Bhara
Pada Hai
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Agar Utni Samjhdaari Bhari Hoto
Kabhi Break-up Nahi Hota 😛