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Meri khuddari tumhe kho degi,

Mujhe pta hai..
Meri khuddari tumhe kho degi,
Main bhi kya karu..
Mujhe maangne ki aadat nahi.

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Jo kuchh aap ke sapno mein ho.

Tamanna karte ho jin khushiyon ki,
Dua h wo khushiya aapke kadmo me ho
Khuda aap ko woh sab haqiqat me de,
Jo kuchh aap ke sapno mein ho….!!!

Tata Namak jitni,

Me: pata hai tu mere liye kitni important hai?
GF: kitni?
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Me: Tata Namak jitni, Toothpaste se lekar Dinner
tak bas tu hi tu.. 😛

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IIN waala hai Naa tu…..???

Question during bank officers interview :
What are mutual funds ?
Candidate :
Sir, Mutual funds are subject to market risks. Read the offer documents carefully before investing …!
Interviewer (with shoe in his hand) :

Kuch Ho Na Ho Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi

Larkiyo Ki Specialty…!!
UK: Dressing..!!
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Spain: Beautiful..!!
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America: Stylish..!!
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Italy: Friendly..!!
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Brazil: Hot..!!
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Indian: Kuch Ho Na Ho Par ATTITUDE Ki Koi
Kami Nahi Milegi..

ruko ruko, akele kuy jana chahte ho ?

Pati :- darling kya tum mere
sath gym jana pasand karogi ?
Patni :- tum kehna kya chahte
ho mai moti hogayi ?
Pati :- ok , pasand nahi to mat
chalo.
Patni :- kehna kya chahte ho
mai lazy hu .
Pati :- uff gussa kuy ho rahi ho
janu
Patni :- tumhara matlb hai ki
mai hamesa jhagarti hu
Pati :- maine aisa to nahi bola
babu
Patni :- achcha to mai jhuti hu
Pati :- ok. Baba mat chalo,
Mai akela chale jata hu
Patni :- ruko ruko, akele kuy
jana chahte ho ?

pyar to rooh se hota hai aankho me padha jata hai

Mere haatho ko apne
haatho me
thaam
kar usne pucha
pyar karte ho mujhe ???
me chup tha
usne fir pucha
kya me tumhe pasand
nahi..???
me kuch na keh saka
usne pucha zindagi
bitaoge mere
saath ???
mene aankhe jhuka li
usne kaha mere sukh
dukh me
hamesha
saath rahoge ??
meri aankho me aansu
the.
usne mera chehra utha
ke dekha to
heraan ho gayi or pucha
aankho
me
aansu ku??
mene kaha pyar karne
waalo ko agr ye
sab puchna pade to pyar
kesa
pyar to rooh se hota hai
aankho me padha jata
hai
or dil me basaya jata
hai .!!

mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,

Kafi hai husn dil ko behlane ke liye,
mohabbat karlo dil ko dukhane ke liye,
chahe bhale paray ghum se vasta,
ek hum jaisa dost rakhna sab ghamon ko bhulanay k liye

magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum

Itni dosti naa karo ki bigad jaye hum.
thoda danta bhi karo ki sudhar jaye hum.
ho jaye gar humse koi khata to ho jana khafa,
magar itna bhi nahi k mar hi jaye hum.

ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe

Koe mila hi nahi jis ko wafa date.
Her ik ne dokha diya kis kis ko saza dete.

ye humara zarf tha k khamosh rahe
dastan sunate to mehfil ko rula dete.