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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

U are a BITCH

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi

ApKo Meri Kon C Aadat Zeher Lgti Hai ?…….

Reply Krne ki koi zaroorat nahi

pehle apni adatein theek karo..!okHaha

Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

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Jana pehchana Kameena mil jaye.

Boy to Girl: Tum ladkiyan
love Marriage kyun karti
ho?
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Girl;
Anjaan Namoona milne
se achchha hai……
Jana pehchana Kameena
mil jaye.

More Empty Space Means More Comfort

Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
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Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
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Boyfriend : Because
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Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort. 😀

beta cold drink he le aao

Uncle : beta Padhai kesi ja rahi hai?
Me : Uncle apke liye cold drink laoun?
Uncle : beta main ne padhai ka piucha?
Me : Uncle Tea piyo gay aap?
Uncle : beta Padha ka btao na?
Me : Uncle coffe bnwa doun apke liye?
Uncle : padhai ka kyun nai btata?
Me : Uncle apki beti Pooja kal Garden main kis ladkay k sath bethi thi?
Uncle : beta cold drink he le aao…
Me : ab poucho padhai ka 😀

So Don’t Be Over Smart

Boy: I want to say something to you.
Girl: What?
Boy: It’s 3 words and 8 letters.
Girl: I know. It’s I love You. But I Don’t.
Boy: No no.
Girl: Then what ?
Boy: Go To Hell.
So Don’t Be Over Smart 😛

u give me chance to look a better girl than u

If a Girl reject ur
proposal… Just say…
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Thanks…. u give me
chance to look a better
girl than
u…..
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Kasam se Aag lag jayegi…

customers ko kya ghanta patayega

Interviewer – do you have a GF ??
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Boy – no
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Interviewer – bhaag saale, ek ladki toh nahi pata paaya tu customers ko kya ghanta patayega ! 😛

Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…

Shehzada Saleem: Meray Ammi Our Abba Huzoor
Mujh Say Itni Mohabbat Krtay Thay,
K Poori Poori Raat Wo Dono Mujhay Sulanay K Liye Jaagtay Rehtay,
Laikin Main Phir Bhi Nahi Sota Tha…
Wazeer: Shehzada Hazoor,
Ap Ka Iqbal Buland Ho. Ap Ki Isi Bagherti Ki Waja Say Aap Iklotay Reh Gaye… 😛