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Lux Sabun Ka Add Dekh Ker
Me Hamesha Confuse Ho Jata Hun K
“Isay Khaaun Ya Is Se Nahaun”
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Doodh, Badam, Anday Aur
Pata Nahi Kiya Kiya
Mewe Dalty Hen K
Mun Me Paani Aajata Hai.

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Utni Baar Hi Pyaar Ho Jaata Hai..“Sachcha Wala”

Story Of All Boys:-
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Jitni Baar Bhi Kisi Larki Se Baat
Karte Hai…
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Utni Baar Hi Pyaar Ho Jaata Hai..
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Wo Bhi..
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“Sachcha Wala”

i was absolutely Cool

Tea is dangerous than whisky.
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Please avoid drinking tea.
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I discovered it yesterday.
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Last night, I had 8 pegs of whisky at the pub while my wife was having tea at home.
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You should have seen how violent and angry she was
when I went home and i was absolutely Cool…

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mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon

lady drinking coke, machar falls in .
lady take it out ,
machar says ;maaa
lady ask why u did u call me maaaa
machar says mien teri kook(COKE) se nikla hon maaaaaaaaaa

She wants to kiss U on the phone.

Lady Secretary: Sir, It’s ur wife’s call.
She wants to kiss U on the phone.

Boss: I am busy. U may take the msg & pass it on to me, later.

Arz Kiya Hai…

Arz Kiya Hai…
Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya,

Gor Farmaiyega

Gadhi Ko Gadhe Se Pyar Ho Gya,

Itna Romantic SMS Padke,
Ek Aur Gadha Tayar Ho Gya..!

boht thak gia tu bola:

1 bacha khait main aalu nikalny mai dada ki help kar raha tha
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boht thak gia tu bola:
“aap ne yai sab zameen main dabaye he kion thay?”

Maine nazar maar li thi ek baar

Boy: Yeh topic chhod de exam ke liye?
Girl: Haan
Next day
Boy: Poora exam us topic se aagaya,hum fail
Girl: Maine nazar maar li thi ek baar..:P

“Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena”

Husabnd:”Janu Ek Kiss Kar Lu.. ??
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Wife:”Nahi,,
Husband:”Saree La Dunga,,
Wife:”Bilkul Nahi,,
Husband:”Jwelle ­-Ry La Dunga,,
Wife:”Ek Baar Bola Na Nahi,,
Pass Me Soya Hua Beta Bola,,
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“Meri Le Lo Cycle Hi La Dena”:p

Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa,

Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne
Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap Modern
Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.