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Micheal jakson k esaal e sawab k liye plz ap

Micheal jakson k esaal e sawab k liye plz ap
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2 THUMKAY mar k ye msg fwd kr dain!!

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Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do, .

Lazy Boy To Father: papa ek glass paani de do, .

Father: khud uth k pe lo, .

Boy: please de do na��! .

Father: ab manga to thappar marunga . . .

Boy: thappar marne aao to pani lete aana

Effect of price rise of petrol on dowry:

Effect of price rise of petrol on dowry:

Lrki wale: waise aap shadi me gold-silvr ke alawe kaun si car lenge??

Lrke wale: na na in sb cheezo ki tension aap na lo,aapki beti ke leye car hm kharid denge, bs aap petrol bharwate rehna!!!

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sleeping improves mind.. :-D

Teacher 2 sleepy boy : who invented steam engine ?
Boy : what sir !!
Teacher : yes correct itz james watt….

Moral : sleeping improves mind.. 😀

Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !!

1st Girl :- Aaj Kal Ke Ladko Ka Koi Aitbar Nahi !! Main To Ab Uska Mooh Be Nahi Dekhungi _ _

2nd Girl :- Kyon Kya Hua, Tumne Usey Kisi Aur Ladki Ke Sath Dekh Liya? _ _

1st Girl :- Nahi Usne Mujhe Kisi Aur Ladke Ke Sath Dekh Liya Hai, Jab Ki Woh Kal Bol Raha Tha Ki Woh Out Of City Ja Raha Hai!!

A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested.

A machine invented 2 catch thieves was tested.

In UK,It caught 50 thieves in 30 min,

Spain:It caught 110

Pakistan: In 15 min machine was stolen.!

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle.

Father: if u pass in exams,i’ll gift u 1 cycle.
Son: if i fail?
Fathr: i will gift 100 cycles
son: why?
Father: faer mera puttar dukan kholy ga cyclan di….!

1 Murgha, Murghi Se..

1 Murgha, Murghi Se..

Murgha:I Love You.

Murghi:Tum mere liye kia kar saktey ho?

Murgha:Kuch bhi

Murghi:Chalo phir 1 anda de k dikhao.

Boys r very kind than girls

Boys r very kind than girls
Proof : Most of the girls don’t like to help unknown boys.
But
All boys r always there to help any unknown girl..;):D

MBA student hugs a girl

MBA student hugs a girl
Girl: what is dis ?
Boy: direct marketing
Girl: slaps a boy
Boy: what is dis ?? .
Girl: customer’s feedback