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Tu Dimag Mat Laga, Ghar Jaa,

Ek Ladki,
ek din Art Gallery dekhne
Jati Hai
Aur
Ek Tasveer Dekhkar,
Gallery Ke Malik Se Kahti Hai:
Ladki : iss Bhayanak
Tasveer Ko Aap Modern
Art Kehte Ho !?
Maalik : Meri Maa
Tu Dimag Mat Laga,
Ghar Jaa,
Ye Aaina ( mirror ) Hai.

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1 Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli.
Company Nay Socha Achanak Btaya Tou Larki Khushi Say
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Company Nay Aik Baba Ko Ye Kam Dya K
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Baba Nay Ja K Us Larki Say Kaha,
Farz Kro Ap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inam Niklay Tou Ap Kia Kro Gi?
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“To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi Bhayya?

Larka Bhagta Hoa 1 larki k Pas Gaya Aur Bola

“MAI TUM SE DOSTI KARNA CHAHTA HON”

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Larki Boli : “To Hamari Dushmani kab Thi Bhayya?

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dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

Boy: teri judai me neend urti hai, chain khota hai,
jaan jaati hai or dil rota hai…
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Girl: doctor ko dikha le beta q k
dengue virus bhi aise hi hota hai!.

Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi

Teacher: Kis Ne Chand Par Pehla Qadam Rakha
Tha?
Pappu:
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Teacher:
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Kamaal Karti Ho Miss App Bhi
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where will u meet me in the evening

BOY called his girlfriend on phone..
Her dad picked the call…. !!
Dad: Hello. Who is this?
Boy: “main amitabh bachhan bol raha hoon Kaun banega crorepati se.. Aur apki beti ki friend yaha hot seat par hai.. zara beti ko phone dijiye sir
“Dad: ohh… oh… (in excitemnt, gave phone to her)
Boy: “the question is: where will u
meet me in the evening.
Option a: beach
Option b: park
Option c: coffee shop
Option d: mall”
Girl: “Option a”
Boy : “thank you.. aur apka time khatam..
“Moral Where their is Will their is a
Way If you fail to achieve your
dreams, change your ways but not your principles.!
Trees change their leaves but not their roots..!!
“Think twice… Act wise.”

Dimag mat chaat,

Once a girl asked a boy-
why we have units to measure weight, height, force, speed,distance etc..
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But nothing to measure Love, Trust,frndship!Why??
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Boy thought! For a while, took her in his arms,
looked into her deep eyes and said-..Dekh…….
Dimag mat chaat,
pit vit jayegi, already physics me fail hu

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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon,

Ek Bhootni Haircut Karane Gayi
Insaan Ke Bhesh Me
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Barber: Baad Mein Aao, Busy Hoon!
Aisa Kya Kaha Bhootni Ne K Barber Behosh Ho Gya???
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Sar Rakh Kar Jaa Rahi Hoon,
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“Girls never understand what a boy wants 2 say”

A Boy was driving a car. A girl on scooty
overtook him.
Boy shouted, “Hey Buffalo”
Girl turned back n shouted..
“you donkey, idiot, stupid monkey”
Suddenly she had an accident
She was hit by a buffalo crossing d road..
MORAL:
“Girls never understand what a boy wants 2
say” 😛