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Ek Aadmi baar baar line me ghusta,

Ek Clinic k paas Lambi line lagi thi…
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Ek Aadmi baar baar line me
ghusta, .
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par log usey dhakke maar
maar kar
peeche kar dete..
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Aadmi : “Saalo Mujhey Clinic Kholney to do… !! :

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Dukandar:” Beta Aata Kilo K Hisab
Se
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Customer- I want to buy a Ladies
Watch
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chahiye ?
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yaa phir Branded dikhaun…? 😛