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Asli Dard Toh ‘Slow Internet’ Deta Hai

Mohabbat Toh Bas Naam Se Badnaam Hai…
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Asli Dard Toh ‘Slow Internet’ Deta Hai.. 😛

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apni property k papers

Boy :”Jaan,tumhara naam apne haath pe likhun ya apne
dil pe ?
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Girl :”Idhar udhar kyo likhtey ho
Agar sacha pyar krte ho to apni property k
papers
par likh do
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Boy :”Oo teri
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Yaar ye ladkiyan kitne chalak hogyi hai star
plus
dekh dekh ke……

Boy: can i take a photo

New style of proposing
Boy: can i take a photo.
Girl: why?
Boy: just wanted 2 show my children How their
mom looked in Her younger age.

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” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?

Aunty said to my Mom –
” Meri ladki bta rhi thi k tmhara ladka
raat 2-3 bje tk facebook use karta hai ”
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my mom simply said,
” Aapki ladki ko kaise pta ?
Raat 2 bje use sapne aate hai ”
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Aunty shocks , my Mom Rocks \m/”

Her Admi ki 3 khuwahishein hoti hain

Her Admi ki 3 khuwahishein hoti hain
1
Kash wo itna khubsurat ho jitna apni maa ko nazar
ata hai..
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Kash wo itna ameer ho jitna us k bachey usay samjhte hain..
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Kash us k utnay affairs hon jitne us ki biwi samjhti
hai.. 😀

Mein khud paresaan hu

Wife : Ye aap ki shirt per lipstick ka nishan
kahan se aaya?
Husband : Mein khud paresaan hu nishan dekhkar.
Maine tu uss wakt shirt utari hui thi.

Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni

Ek Baat Hmesha Yaad Rakhna

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Dunya Me Kuch Mile Na Mile

Do Cheezein Haq Se Leni Chahye

Ek Samose K Sath Extra Chatni

Aur

Dusra Gol-Gappe K sath

Uska Pani.

LOVE you Jokes SMS

Santa ne cafe mein ek ladki se I Love you kaha
Ladki ne chanta mara aur boli:
Kya bola?
To Santa rote hue bola:
Jab suna nahi tune to chanta kyu mara?

The “Will be ready in 5 minutes” of a woman

The “Will be ready in 5 minutes” of a woman
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The “Will call you in 5 minutes” of a man
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Are the same thing!

A tiger was giving love success party to his frndz

A tiger was giving love success party to his frndz
A cat came & danced
Tiger asked Who r u?
Cat said”I was also a tiger b4 i fell in luv”!……:)