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In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced

In A 1OO Meter Race,It Was Announced
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Start.

All Started Runing Except Santa.
Coach:y RU Stil Waiting?
Santa:My No Is 4! 😀

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Letest For Cid Fans,

Letest For Cid Fans,
A For Apple
B For Banana Wah Wah!
A For Apple
B For Banana
Kuch Bhi Ho Jaye
Daya Goli Mat Chalana.

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Proposal of 4th class boy to 7th class girl

Boy- I love u.

Girl- Stupid I am older than u

Boy- I am mad in your love

Girl- Get lost

boy- Didi plzzz..set ho jao 😉

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Different types of Girlfriend fighting

Different types of Girlfriend fighting
with their boyfriend..
Pilot’s Girlfriend : Zyada ud Matt
Samjha
Teacher’s Girlfriend : Mujhe mat
Sikhao Samjhe
Dentist’s Girlfriend : Daant tod ke
hath me de dungi
C.A.’S Girlfriend : Hisaab se reh
samjha…
Engineer’s Girlfriend :
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” Abey pehle Pass toh ho ja fir baat
karna”

Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,

Teacher:” Agr Tum Dost ko 500 do,
usko 200 ki Zarurt Ho to Wo Kitne Wapas Dega ??
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Stdnt:” Kuchh bhi Nai..
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Teacher:” Kya Tum maths Nai Jante ?? .
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Student:” Sir Aap Un Kamino ko Nai Jante… :p :O 😀

difference between- 1. Boyfrend, 2. Lover,

What is difference between-
1. Boyfrend,
2. Lover,
3. Husband
4. EX boyfrend.
simple..yaar
1. prepaid,
2. postpaid,
3. Lifetime,
4. Coin box.!.

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.

Dost Ne Itni Bari Family Dekh Kar Ghusay Mein Kaha:
Haya Nahi Aayi?

Sardar:
Nai, Ohda Paper C.

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai.. ??

LADKI Aur SMS mein kya Similarity Hai.. ??
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Jab Tak UPER Se NEECHE Tak Pura DEKH Na
Lo CHAIN Nahi Milta…:p :O:D 😀

Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!
Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..
Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,
Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…

A guy in plane sttod up n shouted “HIJACK!”

A guy in plane sttod up n shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared n raised Hands
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frm other end Of the plane a guy shouted back
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“Hi JOHN”