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Smoking effects LIPS

Smoking effects LIPS

Drinking effects LIVER

Love effcts HEART

|But|

The most danger 1 is STUDY

It effcts the BRAIN

Direct comma :O :O

Avoid it & Enjoy

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ROWDY SMS;

ROWDY SMS; Jab mai SMS karta Hu To samjho mai tumhe yaad karraha hu
Or…
jab me SMS nhi karta To smjho me tumhe”DEFNITLY” yaad kar raha hu. ;)GUD morning. ha ha ha

“Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket

“Math teacher to studnt: If U hv 1000 Rs in 1 pocket & 1000 rupees in another pocket,
what will U think? Student: Oe main kithy abbay di pant ty nai paa lai 😉

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Height of Ghurbat:

Height of Ghurbat:

Faqeer: 2 Rupay ka Sawaal hai Baba…

Bacha: Baba Jaldi se sawal batao, Mujhe 2 Rupay ki bohat sakht zaroorat hai.

Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye

Boy: Tm Shadi Ke Bad Apne Liye Alag Ghar To Nahn Mango Gi na,

Girl: Aray Nahi main aisi larki nahi

Tum Apni Amma Ko Alag Ghar Dila Dena;-)

Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa mulk hai.

Pakistan puri dunya mein 1 wahid aisa mulk hai.

Jis k log har ghantay 2 ghantay bad kushiyan manate hain.

kaise?

Light aa gai…!
Light aa gai;-)

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!

ChiLd 2 Dentist Doctor ..!!
Kya Dard K Bgair Bhi Daant Nikalay ja sAktay Hain?
Dentist:Nahi..!
ChiLd: Agr Main NikaL doOn?
Doctor: NikaLo.
ChILd:He he he he

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:

Ek shareef admi shadi k bad apni B.V ko bola:

“aaj sey tum he meri ZINDAGI ho, PYAAR ho, TAMANNA hoo!

B.V: oor aaj sey aap he mere leye FARHAN hain,
SAAD hai NOMAN hai

Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi

Najoomi:
Tumhri life men 14 larkyan ayen gi
Boy”
Oh yess… What a life!”
Najoomi:
Ziyada khush mat ho.
1 Biwi or 13 betyan hongi;)

Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!

Faqir:10 rupay do chai pini hai!
Admi:chai to 5 ki hy!
Faqir:GirlFriend b sath hy..
Admi:Faqiron ne b GirlFriend bana li,
Faqir:nhi GirlFriend ny faqir bana dia hai…