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Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send

Girl: darling ek 1000 ka card to send
Karona mera balance end ho gaya hai,
Tum to waise b mare aashiq ho na!
Boy: Tumhra aashiq hoonUfone walo ka
Damad nahi

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A guy in plane sttod up n shouted “HIJACK!”

A guy in plane sttod up n shouted
“HIJACK!”
All passengers got scared n raised Hands
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frm other end Of the plane a guy shouted back
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“Hi JOHN”

1 kanjoos dosray say:

1 kanjoos dosray say:
Aaj main ney ek jaan bachai.
Wo aise bachai k Faqeer sai pocha:
1000 ka note dun to kiya karega?
Wo bola, Khushi se mar jaunga.
Main nay kaha ja nahin deta

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Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?

Son:abu bacha ziada intelegent hota hi ya baap?
Father:baap
son:abu pakistan kis ne bnaya?
Father:Qaid-e-Azam ne.
Son:us k baap ne q nai bnaya?

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?

Judge: Do you accept that you stole money from him?
Man: No my lord, he give it to me.
Judge: when did he give you?
Man: when I showed him the gun…

PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai

PATHAN: Miss Hamare Ghar Munna Anay Wala Hai

Miss: Tumhe Kse Pata?

PATHAN: Jab Phichli Bar Ammi Hospital Me Admit tha To Munni Aai Thi,

Ab K Abba Admit He..

Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,

Pappu k ghar guest Aa gaey,
Maa ney kaha “jao baita ja k mehmanon k liay kuch ley k Aao”
Pappu bahar gaya aur..
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Raksha le Aaya:)
G OYE PAPPU.

Pathan.k andar jin chala gya

Pathan.k andar jin chala
gya

3 din baad jin khud aik
Aalim k pas gya or bola:

BAba G!
Thwadi meharbani menu bahar
kad dyo hun hor
?Naswar?nai khadi jandi.

Love in class :-)

Love in class 🙂

GIRLS WAY:
A girl sitting on the 1st bench turns back
and see the boy sitting on last bench and say
THANK GOD STUPID AAYA HAI.

BOYS WAY:-
Before the boy could see his girl entering in the class all his friends start
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. “OYE BHABHI AA GAYI OYE”:P xP =D

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,

Kid: Auntie Mummi ne cheeni mangi hai,

Auntie: Chini dete huye, Acha aur kya kaha tha Mummi ne?

Kid: Agar woh Kamini na de to Razia Auntie se le lena.