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Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy?

Boy 2 girl: tumhari age kia hy?
Girl: 20 yrs.
Boy: tum ny 5 saal pehle b yehi batai thi.
Girl: dekha larkiyan zuban ki kitni paki hoti hain

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GIRL:I Love u

GIRL:I Love u
BOY:Me too
GIRL:Kitna pyaar krte ho mujhse?
BOY:Jitna tm krti ho
GIRL:Dafa ho jao lafange main smajhti thi tm mujh se sacha pyar krte ho:-D

Kiya Aap jante ho k “Pop corn”

Kiya Aap jante ho k “Pop corn” garam tavay par kiu uchalte hain?
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Kabhi khud beth k dekh lena,
pata chal jaye ga.

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Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon

Doctor Ne 1 Pagal Se poocha:Tum Chhat se Q Latak Rahe Ho.
Pagal:Main Aik Bulb Hoon
Dr:Tum jal Q Nahi Rahe
Pagal:Bewakof me Pakstan ka bulb hn Light Gayi Hui Hy

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)

1st girl says: Meri to her saans par ek larka merta hai! %-)
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2nd girl: Yaar tum acha wala tooth paste kyon nahi use karti.

Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii Kertii

Malkin: Tum Safai Theek Se nhii Kertii
Wo kOnAy mE Lga hUa jaAla dEkH Rahi hO?
Iska zImaYDAar koN Hai?
NokrAni: YaqeenAn kOi mAkri hOgi .

A small child: papa,

A small child: papa, aap kisi larkee ko pyar karte hain? Father: haan, tumhaare maan ko. Child: bare chalaak hain Ghar main he chakar chalaya hua hai!

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.

1 choti si larki shop keeper k pas gai or boli.
Jab ma bari ho jaon gi to mujse shadi kro ge,
Shopkpr. Hans k bola han kr longa.
Larki boli to kia apni hony wali wife ko 1 choclate bi nai de skty ho.

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.

2 PaGal Crickt Match daikh rahey they.
Afridi Ne six maara.
Pehla Pagal!!
Wah kiya Goal kiya hai!
Dusra: Bewaquf Goal Is mai nahi, Crickt mai hota hai…..

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Teachr: Konsa Parinda Sub Se Tez Urta Hai?

Student: Haathi!

Teachr: Nalaiq! Tera Baap Kia Krta Hai?

Student: Wo MQM mein Hain.

Teachr: Mera Khayal Hai Haathi Hi Sab Se Tez Urta Hai 😀