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the problems they never had before

Marriage Nicely Defined:

It is a way through which two

people join together to solve

the problems they never had before

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mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai

Unmarried Man:” Mujhe shaadi nahi karni,
mujhe sab aurto se darr lagta hai…
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Married Man:” Shaadi kar lo…
fir 1 hi aurat se darr lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi.. 😛

why in all marriages girl sits on left

Best answer ever
“Wife ask –
why in all marriages girl sits on left side and boy on right side?
“Husband replies –
According to profit and loss statement a/c all income is on right side and expenses are on left side”… 😀

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Marriage funny sms

***Before Marriage***
Boy: Mom Aaj Khaane Mein Kya Banaya Hai…
Mom: Baigan Ki Sabji…
Boy: Kya Mom!!!! Phir Baigan Ki Sabji? Aapko Toh Pata Hai Ki Mujhe Baigan Bilkul Achche Nahin Lagte……
Mom: Ye Sab Nakhre Apni Bivi Ke Samne Karna, Tab Toh Munh Se Ek Shabad Nahin Niklega Jo Vo Banaygi Chup Chaap Kha Loge!!!
Boy: Okay Lao Baigan Hi Khata Hu…
***After Marriage***
Boy: Aaj Khane Mein Kya Bana Hai Darling?
Wife: Baigan Ki Sabzi!!!
Boy: Kya??? Baigan Ki Sabzi…!!!
Wife: Ye Nakhre Na Apni Maa Ke Saamne Kiya Karo, Tab Toh Kuch Bola Nahi Jaata.
Boy: Achcha Lao, De Do Baigan Ki Sabzi…
Bechaare Ladke.

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.

Do you know Why allah Has

Do you know
Why allah Has created gap betwen ur fingers?
Because
One day someone who really loves you,
will come to fill those gaps by holding ur hand forever!
Happy Marriage

I m getting married next month….

I m getting married next month….
its small party and
only few people will be invited……
dont bring any gift…..
just bring someone who ll marry me.

Golden Rule:-

Golden Rule:-
‘To be happy with a man,
love him little and understand him a lot.

To be happy with a woman,
love her a LOT and DO NOT TRY to understand her :)”

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the

Q: During Marriage ceremony why is the
bridegroom made to sit on the horse?
A: He is given his last chance to
run away…!!

Most successful Happy married

Most successful
Happy married life is
Defined as.
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“Yet to be seen”