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Bechara 1 kiss mangtey mangtey

* 1 Larki apnay ashiq ki qabar par ro rahi thi…

* Qareeb sey 1 molvi ney guzartay howay pucha:kyun roti ho???

* Larki: Bechara 1 kiss mangtey mangtey mar gaya magar main nay ijazat na di.

* Molvi: Tum mujhey dey do,main khatam parrh kar bakhsh doon ga……

(- , -) Yaar Vaikh Molvi dey Kam.
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Nikah Ke Baad..
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Dulhe Ne 10 Rupey De Diye aur uth kar jaane laga…
Achanak Hawa Se Dulhan Ka Ghunghat Uth Gaya..
Molvi: Ama Miyan..!
Baki paise To Lelo..

ye mere sath jaye gi

Muslim lady: asalamo alikum!
MOLVI : ye jannat mai jaye gi
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MOLVI: ye dozakh mai jay gi
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Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi

Molvioun ki 1 bus ja rahi thi
Ek molvi sahb ne kaha k “”jahan koi larki nazar aye to
Astagfirullah prho!
Achank ek molvi sahib
Astagfriullah bola
Baqi bole

Kithay?
Kithay?
Kithay?

Wo Kaam Jo Bary Bary

Wo Kaam Jo Bary Bary
AALIM Na Kr Skay, Aik
Machar Ny Kr Dia.
Lahore Ki Ladies Ko
Adhi Aasteen Sy Pori
Aasteen, Takne Sy
Neechay Shalwar Phr
Socks Tak Pehn Ny Per
Majboor Kr Dia. Karachi,
Multan & Islamabad
Walio Sudhar Jao Ab
Tumhari Baari Hai
(Molvi Dengue.)

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho

1 Molvi ki shadi nhi ho
rhi thi,Wo manat mangny
gay whan uski maa gum gayi.
Molvi bola wah Raba tari
khudai,
“Apni tay LABI ni Abbay di
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Aadmi: Molvi Sahab Kal
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Pi Aur Jab Main Ny Usse
Maara Tou Us Ny Meri
Shirt Phaar Di..
Molvi: LOlz(Laugh Out Loud)

1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:

1 qari sahab bache ko parhate hue bole:
‘shabash bache halaq se nikalo
HALL WA’

Bache ki ma dorti i boli:bache k halaq se mat niklwain
Ap k lye bhijwati ho ;->

Ek Molvi Sexy Film Dekh Raha Tha

Ek Molvi Sexy Film Dekh Raha Tha
k
Usay Masjid Ki Intzamia ne pakarr Liya aor Kaha

molvi sahabb…aap bhi…

Molvi Sahab: Woh G..Maiinn… to… NAFRAT ki Nigah se dekh raha Tha

1 Molvi Sheela Ki Jawani Song Dekh Raha Tha

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Ek Shakhs Ne Dekha Or Bola: Molvi Sahab Ap Bhi?

Molvi: Pagal K Bache Mey Is Ko

Nafrat Ki Nigaah Sy Dekh Raha Hon”