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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

U are a BITCH

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Hilarious

r u smiling now?

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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

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“Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti.”

Once a Pathan was Asked:
“Khan Sahab! Aap ka Favorite Song kon sa Hai?”
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Khan Sahab Replied:
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“Larki Kyon Najanay Kyon, Larkon Si Nahi Hoti.”

U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza,

When I send SMS to you,
It doesn’t mean that u have to do the same…
U can also send fruits, drinks, pizza, chocolates… by courier.
DD n cheques r also accepted

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then plz dont hesitate,

Sincere apology:

If u dont like any of my SMS & Dont like 2read, or if my msgs disturb u, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to ….

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Throw ur mobile.

wahan ja kar yaad aya k

Bari mushkil se hum rat ko asman se ap k liye
* CHAND *Or * TARAY *
Lany gae lakin wahan ja kar yaad aya k
* SHAPER *To hum ghar bhool aay

This is the REAL TENSION

What is TENSION ??
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1 sundar ladki ne aapse lift mangi…
Raste me uski tabiyat kharab ho gayi…
aap use hospital le gaye…
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Doctor bola:” Mubarak ho aap baap banne wale he’..
Lo ho gayi tension…
Aap bole me iska Baap nahi hu,
Ladki boli yahi iska baap hai..
Aur tension..
Police aayi aur apka medical check up hua…
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Report aaya K aap to kabhi baap ban hi nahi sakte….
Saala aurr tension
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Aapne Thank god kaha aur bahar aa gaye..
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Fir yaad aaya ghar me do bacche hai wo kiske ??
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This is the REAL TENSION 😀

Why same colour sweetheart

Loyalty Tests…
Test 1:
Wife buys 12 underwears of same colour for hubby.
Hubby- Why same colour sweetheart. people will think I never change my underwear.
Wife- Which people
Total silence..

Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool jayen

Gf : Meri mummy ko tum bahut
pasand aaye ho
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Me :: Chal Pagli
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Kuchh bhi ho
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main shadi tumse hi karunga…
Aunty se kehna wo mujhe bhool jayen 😛

All of d sudden mom enters…

Beta, say Daddy.”..
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Child – mummy..
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Dad – beta bolo Daddy..
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Child -mummy..
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Dad – “teri maa ki.. Daddy bol saale….”
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All of d sudden mom enters….
Mummy – “beta say MUMMY…….”
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Child – Teri maa ki….
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Mummy – “WHAT?? WHO TAUGHT YOU
THIS ??””
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Child – DADDY 😛

pregnant tu ho rahi hai

Bacha maa se –
Mom ye pregnant kya hota hai
Mom ne gusse se dekha toh wo samja ki gusse ko pregnant kehte hai…!!
2nd day bachcha school se aate hue
ek ladki ke upar gir gaya…!!
Ladki ki maa Chilla kar boli :
Ye kya badtameezi hai???
Bacha bola:
Gira teri beti ke upar hoon Aur pregnant tu ho rahi hai..!!:P