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yaar pappu tera beta ekdum tere jaisa

Pappu ka dost uske ghar phalli bar aya,

Dost – yaar pappu tera beta ek dum tere jaisa dikhta hai..

Pappu:- Are sale dhree bol marvayega kya???

Kamwali ka ladka hai ghar khelne aaya hai..

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Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta..!!

Pappu ne ladki ko apne andaaz me PROPOSE kiya..
Arz hai..
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Kutta mar gya razai mein..
Main pagal hu teri judai mein..
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Hathi naali me beh nahi sakta..
Yeh pappu tere bin reh nahi sakta..!!

BLACK-BERRY’ Hai

Fattu : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
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Pappu : Rang See Kali Hai Aur Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai..
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Fattu : Zara English Me Kaho…
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Pappu : ‘BLACK-BERRY’ Hai

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Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai

Height of dedication
Papu 5 minute mai paper chor k chla gya
Teacher: kya hoa paper nhi aata?
Papu: wo bat nhi hai,
Mujhe aglay paper ki tyari karni hai…

un mein tumhara kaunsa number hai ???

Pappu interview dene gaya
Boss ne pucha tum kitne bhai behen ho?????
Pappu : 5
Boss : un mein tumhara kaunsa number hai ???
Pappu : Airtel ka…

tu pagal stunt maar raha hai

Pappu 1st time plane par baitha:
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Jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
Pappu pilot ko maarne laga or bola –
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Main pehle hi dara hua hu,
or tu pagal stunt maar raha hai!:P

tum cigarette pee rahy the??

Pappu cigarette pee raha tha ke us ka baap aa gaya,,
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Pappu ne cigarette shirt ki jeb mein chupa li,,
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Baap: tum cigarette pee rahy the??
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Pappu: nahi to,,
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Baap: To phir tumhari shirt se yeh dhuwan kyun nikal raha hai?
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Pappu: Aap ne baat hi dil jalane wali ki hai.

Shirt bhi red na huyi to?

RAILWAY INTERVIEW:-
Interviewer:- agar do gaadiyan ek line pe aa gayi to kya karoge?
Pappu:- Jee, red light dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Red light na ho to?
Pappu :- Torch dikhaunga..
Interviewer:- Torch na ho to?
Pappu :- Apni red shirt utaar kar dikhaunga.
Interviewer:- Shirt bhi red na huyi to?
Pappu :- Fir main apne bua ke ladke ko bulaunga.
Interviewer:- Hain..!! Wo kyun?
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Pappu :- Jee, usne kabhi traino ki takkar nahi dekhi.

Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam

Pappu:- dad me aaj aapko ek baat batana chahta
hun…
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Dad:- bolo..
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Pappu:- Dad maine Facebook pe ladkiyon ke naam
se 5 fake I’d banayi hain..
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Dad:- nalayak aur kuch kaam nahi hai tere pas
lekin tu ye mujhe kyu bata raha hai??
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Pappu:- dad aap jis Pinky Sharma ko ek mahine
se patane ki try kar rahe ho wo meri hi fake id hai..:D

20 Rs toh do !

Waiter: 10 ruppees ki tip meri liye insult hai
Pappu: toh phir..??
Waiter: 20 Rs toh do !
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Pappu : Nahi yaar mein tumhari double insult nahi kar sakta