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Gandey Nalay waley musafir utar jayen.

A Pathan to his Wife.

Kitni baar kaha hai k Shalwar mein Nala Dho kar dala karo.

Is ki waja se aaj mujhe Paidal Chalna para.

Wife: Woh kaisey.

Pathan: Main Bus mein safer kar raha tha k Conductor bola
Gandey Nalay waley musafir utar jayen. . .

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Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.

“Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta”..

Shahid Afridi in interview

Aap ki umer kitni hai?

24 years.

Lekin 5 saal pehle bhi aap ne yahi kaha tha,

Afridi: Mein 10 saal baad bhi yahi kahoon ga,

Kiu ke

“Pathan apni zuban se kabhie nahi mukrta”..

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“Oye Hum aagay waala hay”

Pathan rishtay k liyea tasveer khichwa raha tha
Background main gadha bhi aa gaya
Pathan nay tasveer kay saath yeh likh kar bheja k:

“Oye Hum aagay waala hay”

Oye pagal hm tm ko kia kafar nzar ata hai

Pathan ne ek ghar chori ki
Sab kuch lootne k baad jaynemaz b utha li
Maalik bola Ye jaynemaz to chor jao
Pathan:Oye pagal hm tm ko kia kafar nzar ata hai.?

jab bhi ramzan khatam hota

pathaan hum naai pichli 20 saaloon
main 1 baat note kitya haai dost:
wo kya? . . .
pathan:jab bhi ramzan khatam hota
haai Eid zaroor aata haai

Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

Pathan Kone Me Chup K Mobile Pe Kisi Se
Ahista Se Bat Kr raha Tha

Aadmi: Khan Sahab Larki Se Baten Kr rahe Ho

Pathan: Khuda Ka Qasam Larki Nahi Mangetar Hai.

Tumharu Ghar Walon ko Pata hai k

Shadi k Din Pathan Confuse ho gaya k

Bivi se kiya Baat kery??

Aakhir soch ker Bol hi Para,,

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Tumharu Ghar Walon ko Pata hai k

Tum Raat ko Idhar Raho Gi..;-(

Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai,

Teacher:
Radio or akhbar main kia farq hai?
Pathan (bohat soch k):
Dekho madam, Akhbar mein hum Rotiyan la sakta hai,
Magar Radio mein nahi. 😛

Is baar biwi ne naam rakha…

Pathan ke 3 bachche hue…. Naam rakha…
1) Hasrat Khan 2) Harkat Khan 3) Barkat Khan
Phir 3 bachche hue Naam rakha…
1) Dariya Khan 2) Samandar Khan 3) Sailaab Khan
Phir 3 bachche hue Naam rakha…
1) Himmat Khan 2) Housla Khan 3) Bardasht Khan
Phir 3 bachche hue… . . ..
Is baar biwi ne naam rakha…
1) Bas Kar Khan 2) Sharam Kar Khan 3) Reham Kar Khan..