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To Baji kuch or Paka lo,

Ek Aurat Polise Station me : Mera Shoher 2 din pehly

Aaloo lene gaya tha, abhi tak ghar nahi aaya?

Inspector : To Baji kuch or Paka lo,

Lazmi aaloo hi pakana hai….

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Police : Toh ghar main baitho

Police : Park main aise kyun baithe hoh
Aadmi : Hum dono shaadi shuda hain.
Police : Toh ghar main baitho
Aadmi: Iska Pati nahi manega….. 😛

Light ki jagah fan off ho jaata hai

Bed pe lete hue Kanoon light off kar deta hai. Kaise?
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Kanoon ke haath lambe hai
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Light ki jagah fan off ho jaata hai. Kyu?
Kanoon andha hai.. 😀

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Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila

Pathan ko 1 Lawaris Bandar mila

Wo Usay Police Station le gya

Inspector:

Isay Zoo le jao

Agly roz inspector ne Pathan ko Bandar k sath Bus Stop per dekha

Inspector:

isay Zoo nhi le k gye?

Pathan:

Kal gaye thy

khob ghome

Bara Maza aya:-)

Aaj Sea View ja rahe hen..:-D:-D

Main ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha

Main ne Jo Apni Girl Friend Ko Kaha kay PARDAY Mein Raha Karo Jaan.

Us Ne Police Ko Keh Diya My Boy Friend Iz TaaLiBaaN.

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//”/ Oh teri

_/”_ khair.

Wakeel:Tum ne Police Officer ki jeb me

Wakeel:Tum ne Police Officer ki jeb me jalti hue cigret kyun rakhi.?

Pathan: Ye Hum ko bola “kaam karvana hai to pehle “JEB” garam karo.

Ayk Bacha Bus Mein Police

Ayk Bacha Bus Mein Police
Waly Ki Seat K Pechay Bytha
Yay Keh Raha Tha
Ager Myra Baap Bakra Or Myre
Maa Bakri Hoti To Main Lyla Hota
Or
Ager Myra Baap Murga Or Myre
Maa Murgi Hoti To Main Choza
Hota,
Police Wala Tung Aa Kr Bola
Ager Tera Baap Kanjar Or Tere
Maa Kanjaari Hoti To Tu Keya
Hota?
Bacha Bola: To Main Police Wala
Hota.

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kia Baat Common Hai…?

Girlfriend Aur Police Main Kia Baat Common Hai…?

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Socho!

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Socho!

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Aur Socho!

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Dono Hi Paisa Kha Kar Chor Dete Hain:-)

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the.

policeman or fauji ek sath train mai safar kr rhe the.

Plcman. Aap chuti pe jarahe ho?

Foji. Haan wife ki delivery hai.

Plcmn. Ap kitne din baad ghar jarahe ho?

Foji. 2 saal baad.

Plcman. Phir tu wo bacha haram ka hoga jo hune wala hai.

Foji. mujhe konsa ghar rakhna hai police main bharti kara denge

1 Traffic police Wala

1 Traffic police Wala
Buriya Se:Main Kitni
Dair Se Siti Baja Rha
Tha,
Aap Ruki Nahi?
Buriya:Beta Ab Meri
Siti Sun K Rukne ki
Umar Ni He.