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Police wala apne bache se:

Police wala apne bache se: Beta tumhara
result achha nahi aya aj se tumhara khelna
tv dekhna

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Son: Ye 50 Rs pakro or is bat ko yahien daba do”:-

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im at the police station.

im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me “possession of good looks”.i’m doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya

aik police walay ka beta exam main fial ho gaya to us nay us ko bula kay dantant shuru kar diya

uska beta bola: yeh lo 50 ropay aur mamala yaheen rafa dafah karo

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Ayk Bacha Bus Mein Police Waly Ki Seat

Ayk Bacha Bus Mein Police
Waly Ki Seat K Pechay Bytha
Yay Keh Raha Tha
Ager Myra Baap Bakra Or Myre
Maa Bakri Hoti To Main Lyla Hota
Or
Ager Myra Baap Murga Or Myre
Maa Murgi Hoti To Main Choza
Hota,
Police Wala Tung Aa Kr Bola
Ager Tera Baap Kanjar Or Tere
Maa Kanjaari Hoti To Tu Keya
Hota?
Bacha Bola: To Main Police Wala
Hota.
😉

1 Traffic police Wala Buriya Se:

1 Traffic police Wala
Buriya Se:Main Kitni
Dair Se Siti Baja Rha
Tha,

Aap Ruki Nahi?

Buriya:Beta Ab Meri
Siti Sun K Rukne ki
Umar Ni He.

aik foji train main ja raha tha

aik foji train main ja raha tha aur aik police wala samnay baitha tha

police walay nay poocha kay chuti pay ja rahay ho to foji nay kaha haan meri bivi ko bacha hua hai

police walay nay kaha kay kitnay arsay bahad ja rahay ho

foji bola 2 saal bahab

police wala phir to bacha haram ka hua

foji haan main bhee to usko police main bharti kara doon ga

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel

first friend: yar aaj main nay PC hotel main sirf 50 ropay main khana khaiya

2nd friend: naheen yaar woh kaisay?

ist friend: yaar bill to 2000 bana tha unhoan nay police ko bulwa liya aur main nay 50 ropay day ka jan churwai

Police walay ne 1 student ko pakr lia.

Police walay ne 1 student
ko pakr lia.

Student: Sir main student
hoon plz muje Chor dein

PoLice: Tum bina licence
k motorcyle chlate ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Larkiyon ko cherty
ho?

Student: Nai

Police: Cafe jaty ho?

Student: Nai

Police.
Oay fer tu
kerhi gal da student en.
PAO SALAY NU LAMYA…!!! 😉

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:

Police arrested a drunkard & asked:
Where are you going?
Man: I’m going to listen lecture
on ill effects of drinking.
Cop: Who’ll lecture at midnight ??
Man: My wife…

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo

kiya hal ho ga yeh jan lo
abhi be wakat hai man jao
bury wakt ka say phaly man jao
WaRNa police waly khud he mana lay gy;-)