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K tera attitude nahi jata..

Teri Mohabbat mein..
Aur meri fitrat mein..
Fark sirf itna hai,
K tera attitude nahi jata..
Aur mujhe jhukna nahi aata.

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Chal Be Saale Apne Baap Ko

Fact..
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Grlfrnd:” Plz Don’t Drink & Drive,
Accident Bahot Ho Rahe Aaj kal..!!
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Boy:” Thanks Baby, You’re So
Caring..!!
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Friend:” Plz Don’t Drink & Drive,
Accidents Bahot Ho Rahe ajkal..!!
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Boy:” Chal Be Saale Apne Baap Ko
Mat Sikhaa..

No Problem, Ur happiness Is More

Boy: I Love U
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Girl: But I Love Someone Else,
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Boy: Okay, No Problem,
Ur happiness Is More
Important For Me Than Ur Love. . .
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MORAL: Jaha Aur Kuch Nahi Kar Sakte Wahan
Dialogue To Acche chipka dene chahiye 😛

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Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!

Ek ladka ek ladki ke saath baitha tha.
2Nd day doosri ladki ke saath dekha gaya.
3Rd day koi aur ladki thi.
4Th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha.

Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hai, ladke nahi badaltey!

Any day if u feel very sad

Any day if u feel very sad,
if u feel life is impossible,
just come to me,
I will hold ur hand,
take u for a walk on a bridge & show u
from where to jumppppppp

I Like Grapes Because It’s One less.

I Like Grapes
Because It’s One less.
And I Like you
Because

You are Brainless
Ha..Ha..Ha..
Feel bad?
Come On yar,
Its just A
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Fact…

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

Press Down if u think u r MAD.

I can’t Believe u Did That! Again?

For God Sake! LORD!! Why u Still Doing it?

Truth is out now! MENTAL CASE!!

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,

From Moon to Sun, From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death, my feelings 4 u
have never changed.

For me, you’ve always been…
a headache !

Yeh Le 50 oR Dafa Hojao

Husband: Agar Meri Lotery Nikal Aaye To Tum Kya Karogi?

Wife: Aadhay Paisay Le Kar Tumhe Chor Dongi

Husband:
Meri Rs.100. Ki Nikli Hy
Yeh Le 50 oR Dafa Hojao

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?

Girl:Kya Tum Mere Ashiq Ho?
Boy:Ha
Girl:To Phir Muje chand, tare,duniya ki sari daulat-khushiya do.
Boy:Tera Ashiq Hu Rajnikant Ka Beta nahi;-)