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SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

SANTA: Doctor help me,
mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz
sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta.
Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
SANTA: Phone karte waqt.

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Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya I LoVe U

Santa Ki Beti Ko SMS Aaya I LoVe U
Santa Gusse Me Beti Se
Jisne sms Kiya Hai Usse To Mai Dekh Lunga
Filhal Tum Uska Sms Use Wapis Bhejo

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Oye!what R U doing?

Banta-Recording this babys voice.

Santa-Why?

Banta- When he grows up, I shall ask him what he meant by this.

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SANTA:\”No,No..7-Up!

SANTA went to court

JUDGE:
\”Order ! Order !\”

SANTA:
\”1 Pizza, 2 Dosa, 3 Idli & 1 Cold-drink !\”

JUDGE:
\”Shut Up !\”

SANTA:\”No,No..7-Up!

yaar unke ghar ki ladies

santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.
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banta: kyun?
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santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain. 😛

Maine kaha I Love You To woh boli

Banta: Wo ladki deaf lagti hai.
Main kuch kehta hoon,
woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
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Santa: Kaise?
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Banta: Maine kaha I Love You
To woh boli “Maine kal hi Nayi
Sandal kharidi Hain..

5 auto + 5 auto = Das Auto =

Maths teacher to Santa :
How much is 5 autorickshaws plus 5 autorickshaws ??
Santa : One Volkswagen .
… Teacher : Errr,HOW ?
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Santa : Very simple,lemme explain. . .
5 auto + 5 auto = Das Auto =
Das Auto = Volkswagen !
The teacher fainted !!

Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!

Santa: Dr.Sahab 2 Saal Pehle Mujhe Bukhar Aya Tha…
Dr: To Ab Kya Hua.
Santa: Aap ne Nahane ko Mana Kiya Tha!
Ab Naha Ln?

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya

Santa mobile recharge karwane gaya
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Dukandar– kitne kaa??

Santa– 10 ka kar do
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Dukandar– 7 rs ka talktime milega..
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Santa- Koi baat nahi, 3 rs ki namkin de do..

“Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”

Banta : Wo ladki deaf lagti hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, woh kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Maine kaha I Luv U, To woh boli
“Maine kal hi naye sandal kharide hain”. 😀