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“Plz try Letter”

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

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Nai yar Ohda Paper C.

Sardar Apnay 16 Bachon Aur BV
K Sath Dost K Ghar Dawat Pay Gya.

Dost Ne Itni Bri Family Dekh K Ghusay Mn Kaha:
Haya ty Nhi Ayi?

Sardar:
Nai yar Ohda Paper C.

Muje Letter kyu post kya?

Man:
Tere pass mobile hy to phir tu ne
Muje Letter kyu post kya?
.
.
Sardar:
Oy! Me ne tere mobile pr CALL
Ke thi par awaz aaei
“Plz try Letter”

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To A/C on kar leta hun

Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai to kya karte ho?
Sardar: AC k paas ja k baith jata hun

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lage to?
Sardar: To A/C on kar leta hun

G aaj nahi pehni.

A Sardar was working 1st time in a garment shop.
A customer girl asked:
Underwear dikhana plz.
Sardar thora sharmakar:
G aaj nahi pehni.

O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na

Sardar ki Maa Sardar Se:
“Uth Ja putr,
Wekh Sooraj Kadon da nikal Aaya Ay..”
Sardar:
“Te ki hoya Amma.
O Sonda v te Magrib ton Pellaan a. na

KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai PArhna nai

Interviewer : Likhna PArhna aata hai?
Sardar : Likhna aata hai parhna nai.
Interviewer: apna naam likho
Sardar : )(&*67%^$
Interviewer : Ye Kya Likha Hai?
Sardar : KAha Tha Likhna Ata hai
PArhna nai… ? ? hahahhahahahah

Idiot the book name is “Psychotherapist”

Sardar to Librarian: l want a book named “Psycho The Rapist”.
The Librarian searched
for 3 hrs then came back & Slapped the Sardar & said
Idiot the book name is “Psychotherapist” …… 😛

“Ye Birthday Party hai

sardar Ne Ek Function Orgaize Kiya
.
.
Usne Dekha Ki Invitation Se Zyada
Log Aaye Hain
.
.
Wo Stage Pe Gya.. Aur Bola
.
.
Jo Jo Ladki Walon Ki Taraf Se hai.. Wo Idher Ek
side Me Aa Jaaye.
10-15 Aa Gye Ek Taraf.
.
.
Phir usne Bola Ki Jo Ladke Walon Ki Taraf Se
Hain.. Wo Bhi Udher Aa jaye.
10-15 Log Phir Aa Gye
.
.
Ab usne Ne Ek Danda Le K Un Sab
ko (ladki wale plus ladke wale) ko maar maar ke
bhagaaya.. aur kaha
“Ye Birthday Party hai…Haraamkhoro”

Tum ise Q maar rahe ho?

1 sardar apne bimaar bhai ko maar raha tha.
1 aadmi ne pucha:
Tum ise Q maar rahe ho?
Sardar:
Doctor ne keya c
Ennu goli kutt k deni ay.. 😀 😀