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“MET” (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)

Agar apki shadi
nahi hui to
isi saal kr lena
q k
agle saal
kia pata govt. Is k lye
b exam lene ka soch le :-(

“MET” (MARRIAGE ELIGIBILITY TEST)
by NTS

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Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Shadi k Doosre Din Beti apni maa Se:

Aj meri Unse Laraei Ho gai,

Maa: Beta Shadi me Jhagry toh Hote Rehte hain.

Beti: Wo toh Thik hy Par Ab Lash ka kya kren?

2 MEN TALKING

2 MEN TALKING

1st:
I am getting married because
I am tired of eating out,
cleaning house & doing laundry

2nd:
Strange,
I am taking divorce for same reasons!

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Bs Valimy ka dres lena rh gya

1st Grl: mom & dad ne kha ha k is Bar Inter m Fail hui to Shadi kr den gy

frnd:to tm ne ktni Tayari ki?

Grl:Bs Valimy ka dres lena rh gya ha

Arz Kiya Hy.

Arz Kiya Hy.
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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Wah Wah Wah

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Laila Ki Shaadi Mein Lafra Ho Gaya

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Majnu Itna Nacha
K
Langra Ho Gaya. . . ;->

Category: Funny SMS

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.

Macher aur Makhi Ke Hogai Shaadi.
Pehli He Raat Mai Hogai Barbadi.
Macher ki to Kismaat He Khoti thi
Makhi Mospell Laga ka Soti thi . . . ;->

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Two Wise Advises for Married Peoples

Never laugh at your wife’s choices…
(You are on of them…)

Never be Prouf of Your Choices…
(Your Wife is one of them…)

Why do we all marry?

Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know horror,
terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage

Inteligent man + inteligent girl = Friendship.

Duffer man + inteligent girl=Love.

Inteligent man+ duffer girl=Dates.

Duffer man+ duffer girl= Lovemarriage

SHADI ME KHANA KHANE

SHADI ME KHANA KHANE

K USUL.

1.Hamesha khane k qareeb wali maiz pakren

2. Jin logo k samne ziada khana khane se lehaz ata ho,un k sath na bethen

3. Khana khulne se pehle jb waiters position sambhalen to foran pani k bahane udhar ja ke khare hojaen

4. Khane ka chamcha apne hi dosto me ghomate rhe

5. Hamesha kaamm bant len Ksi dost ko salan pe lga den kisi ko biryani pr

Aur bache ko cold drink pr

6. Bht sare coldrink lakr sb ma se 1 1 ghont pee kr samne rkh len phr koi hath nhe lgye ga

7.Pehli dafa aisa smjh kr plate bahren k jese kabi nhe mila tha or na milega

8. Hamesha pehle mahenge itms par hath marain.

A public servis msg by, rasheed bawarchi.