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Mujhe Darasal Apki Bike Chahiye Thi”

Kanjoos Ko Apne Parosi Se
Maangne Ki Aadat Thi,
1 Bar Wo Apne Parosi
K Pas Gaya Or Bola:
Kia Apki (Car) Farig Ha?
Parosi Bola:Nahi Aaj Gari Pore Din Farigh Nahi Hogi,
Mujhe Bohat Se Kaam Hain.
Kanjoos:
Ye To Bohat Achi Bat Ha,
Mujhe Darasal Apki Bike Chahiye Thi”
“Geo Kanjoos”

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Main nay kbi diye hi nahi

SHIEKH:
Meri B.V bohat fazool kharch hai.
Jab sey shaadi hoi hai,
roz mujh sey 100, 200 Rupee mangti hai
DOST:Wo in paison ka kya krti hai?
SHIEKH:
Kya pta, Main nay kbi diye hi nahi.

Sheikh: Nikr he sii do

Sheikh: pent ki silai ktni hy?
Tailor : Rs.250
Sheikh: Nikr ki?
Tailor: Rs.100
Sheikh: Nikr he sii do
Pr lambai pairon tk rkhna Namaz b parhni hoti hy

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$m$ na bhejne k jurm me

Sare gawahon or bayanon ko ,
Mad-e-nazar rakhte huwe
ye Adalat ,
dafa 420 k tahet ;
$m$ Parhne wale ko,
$m$ na bhejne k jurm me
“SHEIKH”Qrar deti ha

Sheikh bete sy gate per kon hy?

Sheikh bete sy gate per
kon hy?
Beta: Swimming Pool K leay
chanda mang rahe thy
Sheikh: Keya dene lage ho?
Beta: 1 Glass pani.
Sheikh: SHABASH Sath walon
k nalke sy dena..

Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger

Taxi driver to Sheikh passanger , Sir car k brakes fail hogaye hain! kia karon?

Sheikh Passenger, Ya Allah !

Aey bhai sab se pehle tu meter band kar…

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$

Sheikh Sent Rs.10000$

Unsigned Cheque

To PM’s Flood Relief Fund & Wrote.

” Cheque Is Unsigned Becoz,

I Don’t Want Any Publicity..”

Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha

Eik sheikh road se Guzar raha tha achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya
aur zor se chillaya,
“KAMINE LoG Potti bi aise karte hain jese koi Samosa Para ho..

Sheikh ne Mithai ki Dukaan kholi…

Sheikh ne Mithai ki Dukaan kholi…
Aur bahar ek ishtihaar laga dya…..
“EK MULAAZIM KI ZAROORAT HAY,
JISKO
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SUGAR HO

Shiekh: Lijiye Na aur RASGULLE.

Shiekh: Lijiye Na aur
RASGULLE.
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Mehman: Nahi Shukria
Main Pehle He 4 Ly
Chuka Hoon.
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Shiekh: Waise Liye To
Aap Ny 7 Hain Lekin
Khair Yahan Gin Koun
Raha Hai.!!