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Student : Ladies first.

Teacher : Correct the sentence,

“A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : “A cow and a bull is grazing in the field”

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…
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But,,
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The Examination Hall N Shouts.
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“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE APNI APNI PARCHI CHUPA LO

Sir Yeh Mujra Continues Tense Hai.

English Teacher: Batao Yeh Kon Sa Tense Hai? Main Naach Raha Hon. Tum Naach Rahy Ho, Woh Naach Rahy Hain, Hum Sub Naach Rahy Hain,

Student: Sir Yeh Mujra Continues Tense Hai.

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Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.

Teacher: “Mai teri jaan nikal dungi”
ka future tense kya hoga.?
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Studnet:” Tu, Saali Haath laga k to dikha..
Fir batata hu tera future kya hoga.
Student Rocks… teacher shock.

Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho

TEACHER:
Kal Skol Q Nai Aye Tm?

MUNNU:
Mje Bird Flu Ho Gya Tha.

TCHR:
Ye To Murge Ki Bimari Hy?

MUNNU:
Apne Mje Insan Chora Hi Kab Hy?
Roz Murga Bna Deti Ho:P

“I couldn’t find it at first,

Teacher: “Why are you so late?”
Student: “Someone told me to go to hell.”
Teacher: “Why did that make you late to class?”
Student: “I couldn’t find it at first, but now here I am.” 😛 😀

A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside

A Good Teacher Is Who Tells To Study Hard…
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A Best Teacher Is Who Stands Outside The
Examination Hall N Shouts..
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“OYE CHECKING WALE AA GAYE
APNE APNE CHITS CHUPA LO..!!

stupid where is your heart?

Teacher: how old are you?
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Student: check the register..
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Teacher: where are you from?
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Student: check in school info..
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Teacher: whom do u love most mom or dad?
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Student: ask my heart.
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Teacher: stupid where is your heart?
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Student: ask your daughter!

He gave the engineer his “A”

An Engineer failed in Exam & decided to make a deal with Professor.
Engineer: Sir, Can I ask u one question
Professor: Yes.
Engineer: If u can answer dis question, i will accept my final marks, if u
can’t, u have to give me “A”.
Professor agreed.
Engineer asked: “What is legal but not logical, logical but not legal &
neither legal nor logical?”
Professor thought about it for hrs & pondered no answer.
He had to finally give up as he really did not know.
He gave the engineer his “A”.
Then he asked Engineer for the answer.
Engineer answered: Sir, u are 65, married to 28 yrs old woman, this is
legal but not logical.
Ur wife, is having an affair with a 23 year old boy, dis is logical but not
legal.
Ur wife’s boyfriend has failed in his exam & yet u have given him an “A”,
this is neither logical nor legal.Professor Shocked!!!

“Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun

Ek Professor Restaurant Mein Gaya Aur Sirf Roti
Order Ki
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Waiter Ne Roti Lakar Serve Ki, Aur
Professor Khaali Plate Me Roti Dubo Kar Khane
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Waiter Hairaan Hokar: “Sir Ye Aap Kya Kar Rahe
Ho Plate To Khaali Hai”
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Professor: “Shut Up! Main Ek Maths Teacher Hun
Aur Maine Daal Suppose Ki Huyi Hai.“