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dawa khao aur Shanti k sath so jao

Sardar jii: kam wali nokrani
“SHANTI” ko bulao

BV: kyu?

Sardar jii: doctor ne bola hy k
raat ko dawa khao aur
Shanti k sath so jao

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Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Log ishq kartay hain baray shor kay sath,
Humne bhi kia bare zor kay sath,
Lakin ab karain gay thoray ghor kay sath,
Kyunke kal usay dekha kisi aur kay sath.

Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.

Ek Pathan SCHEME Wali Bottle ka Dhakan,

Baar Baar Khol Kar Dekh Raha Tha.

Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Hua?

Pathan: Khocha! Dhakkan Main Likha Hai “Try Again.

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1 bacha ghar se maar kha k ghuse me

School ja raha tha raste me kisi ne poocha

beta Prhty ho? Lrka: Nhi

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Aftari invitation funny sms

Mery ghr ajao aj roza iftar krne.
or Aate Howe Sirf:
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2 Darjan Roll,
4 Large Pizza
1 Kg Rabri
Student Ki 8 Double Chiken Biryani,
1 Liter Wali 6 Omore Ice Cream,
3 Jambo Cold Drinks,
1 Peti Aam,
8 Darjan Kele Ache Wale,
5 Kg Kharboza
3 Kg Papita
3 Kg Chiko
4 Pond Ka Pine Apple Cake,
5 Kg Mix Mithaei Bhashani Ki,
Bs Ye Chizen Lete Aana Aur Ziyada Kuch Matt Lana Plz.
ziyada kharcha mat karna

Aftari funny sms in ramzan latest

Khawateen O Hazraat!
Roza Iftar Kr Lijiye.. Aftari Ka Waqt Ho Gya Hai.
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From: All Pakistan Chiri Roza Association;-)

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ka number hay load kar lo.

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Khuch larkiyaan itni khoobsurat hotien hain k
Dil khud kehta
” Chor de bhai teri Range se bahir hai ” 🙁 🙂