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“No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg

Husband sent a text to wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, plz try and wash all my dirty clothes
And make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I return.”
He sent another text, “I forgot to tell u that I got an increase in
My salary at the end of month I’m getting u a new car”
She text back, “Omg really?”
Husband Replied: “No I just wanted to make sure u got my 1st msg.”

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you will stay there for the rest of your life

Husband to a newly wed wife!
I could go to the end of the world for you
Wife:Thanks,but promise me
you will stay there for the rest of your life.

Meri Beti Se Shadi Kar Ke Khush To Ho Na?

Shadi K Baad:

Shohar: Tumhari Ami Ki Mazaq Karne Ki Aadat Nahi Gayi

Biwi: Kia Kaha Ami Ne?

Shohar: Aaj Mujhse Puch Rahi thi, Meri Beti Se Shadi Kar Ke Khush To Ho Na?

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ek cup coffee bana du kya?

Ladies Through the Year
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Ladies of 1970s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi ji.

Ladies of 1980s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Abhi layi.

Ladies of 1990s:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Laa rahi hu.

Ladies of 2000:
Husband: Ek cup Coffee!
Wife: Banake pee le.

Ladies of 2015:
Husband: Ek Cup Coffee!
Wife: Kya kaha?
Husband: Maine kaha, ek cup coffee bana du kya?

Me Tmhari Maa Behen Eik Kar Dungi.

Wife: Aaj Tm Udaas Q Hou?
Husbend: Aaj Meri Maa AOr Meri Behen Alaag Alaag Hou Gaien
Wife: Koi Baat Nhi
Ab Me Agai Hu Nah
Me Tmhari Maa Behen Eik Kar Dungi.

Hope you have said hello to them

Wife comes home late at night
and quietly opens the door to her bedroom.
From under the blanket
she sees four legs instead of two!
She reaches for a baseball bat
and starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can.
Once she’s done,
she goes to the kitchen to have a drink.
As she enters,
she sees her husband there, reading a magazine. :s
“hi darling”, he says,
“your parents have come to visit us,
so I let them stay in our bedroom.
Hope you have said hello to them… 😛

itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi

Wife : Me jaldi marny wali hun.
Husband : Me bhi jaldi marny wala hun.
Wife : Tum Q jaldi marny walay ho?
Husband : QK Mujh se itni bari khushi bardasht nahi ho gi

Sadqa bhot c balaon ko talta hy.

WIFE: Meri shadi to apni study ki waja se late hui ap ki shadi q late hoi ?
:
Husband: Mein “SADQA” boht ksrat se dia krta tha.
:
WIFE: Shadi se “SADQE” Ka kia taluk hy ?
:
Husband: Sadqa bhot c balaon ko talta hy.
:
1 sal nahi de saka Bus Usi sal shadi ho gai…

ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?

Doctor:
Aap k shohar ko mukamal aaram ki zarurat hai.
Ye neend ki goliyan hain
BIWI:
ye mein inhen kis waqt doon?
Doctor:
Ye aap ne khani hain

Aapko kya lagta h me aapse pyaar

Husband apni wife ko thappad
maarta h aur bolta hai
maara usi ko jaata h jisse hum
pyaar karte hai
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Wife apne husband ke 2 thappad
4 kicks aur 15-20 dande maarti hai
.
Aur bolti hai…
.
.
.
Aapko kya lagta h me aapse
pyaar nahi karti..