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Attitude of Girls
Wen a boy sends dirty sms she laughs for 10 minutes, forward dat to her friends n
then replies the boy.
I dont like that kind of sms ok?

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Read It U Will Surely Smile

Facts about Girls
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Read It U Will Surely Smile
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Seven complicated facts about GIRL
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1. They believe in saving..
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2. Believe in saving but buy expensive clothes..
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3. Buy expensive clothes but never have anything to wear..
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4. Never have anything to wear, but always dressed beautifully.. .
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5. Always dressed beautifully, but never satisfied..
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6. Never satisfied, but still expect men to compliment them..
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7. Expect men to compliment, but don’t believe them if complemented? Extremely complicated.

“JIS SAY WO SAB KA BADLA LETI HAIN …

Larkio K Dar Bhi Ajeeb Hotay Hain..
Akeli Ho Tou Sunsaan Raston Ka Dar,
Bheer Main Ho Tou Logo Ka Dar,
Hava Taiz Chalay Tou Dupatta Urnay Ka Dar,
Koi Daikhay Tou Us Ki Aankho Say Dar
Bachpan Ho Tou Maa Baap Ka Dar,
Jawaan Ho Tou Bhai Ka Dar,
Wo Darti Rehti Hain Our Tab Tak Darti Rehti Hain,
Jab Tak In Ko Koi Jeewan Sathi Na Mil Jaye…
Our Yehi Wo Shakhs Ha
“JIS SAY WO SAB KA BADLA LETI HAIN …

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Her Husband Can’t Afford Another Women”

”An Intelligent Wife Is One
Who Makes Sure She Spends
So Much
That
Her Husband
Can’t Afford Another
Women”

so that she can change it

When buying gifts for women, the most important thing to remember is the receipt……..
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so that she can change it!!!!!:P

Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha.

Doctor to injured patient:
Jab car ek lady chalaa rahi thi to tumhein road se dur chalnaa chaahiye tha.
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Patient:
Kaun sa road?
Main to Garden mein letaa huaa tha. 😛 😀

I hear everything but understand nothing

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing.

When “Wine & Women” get replaced by

Interviewer: What is Recession?
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Candidate: When “Wine & Women”
get replaced by “Water & Wife”,
that critical phase of life is called
Recession!!

A woman will always forgive & forget;

Fact:
A woman will always forgive & forget;
But she’ll never let you forget that,
She had forgiven and forgotten… 😉

Women are like tea bags

Women are like tea bags. You’ll never know how strong they are until you put them in a hot water.