Hi,Do u have a boyfriend?
Girl:Yes.Who are you?
It’s your dad, be home this weekend, and we will talk!
Hi do you have a boyfriend?
Girl:Not a chance,who are you anyway?
It’s your bf,sucks to know that you are not proud to be with me and be your bf:(
Girl:Sorry babe,I thought u r my dad, he texted me a while back asking the same question
Yes,it’s me, your dad.We’ll have a long talk this weekend!